Symian

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Symian
Location: Louisville, KY	Joined: 429 days ago	Age: 49
About Me I am a minor writer, movie buff, and a sometimes funny guy.
Hobbies: Movies, Reading, Writing, and Television.

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Stacey Dash -- Epic 1,344 Word Rant About Election Depression

This is proof positive that beautiful women can be freaking crazy and illogical.

Symian 195 days ago
Phillip Phillips' Family -- 'Idol' Champ's Forcing Us to Sell Pawn Shop

I call shena****ns on this. Back when the guy won Idol his parents put their pawn shop up for sale…

Symian 200 days ago
Amanda Bynes -- Pleads Not Guilty To Driving On Suspended License

You always want to plead not guilty at first so that an agreement can be reached on what you will…

Symian 219 days ago
Ex-Hotel Worker -- I Was Fired for PRAISING Jennifer Aniston

$30,000 a year to drive a shuttle bus? Sheesh.

Symian 223 days ago
Justin Bieber: It's NOT My Junk in Naked Leaked Photo

Justin Bieber does not have junk. He has tinker toys.

Symian 225 days ago
Penn State -- 'Sweet Caroline' Banned from Football Game Sing-A-Longs

Sheesh! You know, I've head this crap before about parts of the song being creepy... but the…

Symian 270 days ago
'Real Housewives' Brit Lisa Vanderpump DISSES Prince Harry -- He's Got a Tinky Winky!

I've said for many years that women with breast enhancements shouldn't diss on men with small…

Symian 275 days ago
Kanye West In 'American Idol' Talks

I know people say these things all the time, but I DO mean it. The day that…

Symian 276 days ago
Shia LaBeouf -- 'Transformers' Felt Like a 'Finger Up My Ass'

Ah. Another swollen headed actor who has banked some good money and now thinks he is the only…

Symian 280 days ago
Shia LaBeouf -- 'Transformers' Felt Like a 'Finger Up My Ass'

I agree, And what he doesn't understand is that the big money he's banked so far, it won't last. It…

Symian 280 days ago

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