The New Improved Sock Puppet

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The New Improved Sock Puppet
Location: New York, New York	Joined: 295 days ago	Age: 44
About Me I was expelled from charm school
Hobbies: pissing people off

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Boston Marathon Bombing -- COPS KILL SUSPECT #1 ... Hunting for Suspect #2

I'm looking at that picture thinking "He's just a kid, he could be my son." If that was my son I'd…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 34 days ago
Justin Bieber -- No Concentration ... All Camp

Justin? You're a white boy. Even more, you're a white Canadian boy. It ain't workin' for ya, weirdo.

The New Improved Sock Puppet 37 days ago
Sharon, Ozzy Osbourne Split

Even he can't stand that harridan anymore

The New Improved Sock Puppet 37 days ago
Lindsay Lohan -- No Drugs or Booze for Me at Coachella

"I'm not going to drink or do drugs at Coachella" said no one ever. If she passes out someone will…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 41 days ago
Halle Berry -- The Jiffy Pop Effect!

She's diabetic. The kid will be larger than average. I'm not sure if that counts for this stage of…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 41 days ago
Halle Berry -- The Jiffy Pop Effect!

Marycontrary beat me to it. I think the diabetes, especially at her advanced age, is far more of a…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 41 days ago
Kris Humphries -- No-Show In Court

I still can't decide whether he is that stupid of a chump that he thought she really wanted…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 41 days ago
Annette Funicello Dead -- Mouseketeer Dies at 70

Annette Funicello was an absolutely great lady from her adolescence, through her bikini movies,…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 44 days ago
Lindsay Lohan Blows Off Deposition ... Again

Typo - Funicello. A child star who was a lady from day #1 until today. RIP Annette.

The New Improved Sock Puppet 44 days ago
Lindsay Lohan Blows Off Deposition ... Again

Come on Lindsay, do me a favor. You screwed me on the 2012 death list but I have some coin on the…

The New Improved Sock Puppet 44 days ago

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