Where is my get out of jail card?

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	Where is my get out of jail card?
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Elin Nordegren -- Back in the Dating Game

I think she's pretty, and I wish her the best with her new life. No one deserves to be cheated on.

Where is my get out of jail card? 320 days ago
Casey Anthony and Jurors Targeted by Death Threats

And they are surprised? It's only a matter of time.

Where is my get out of jail card? 325 days ago
Casey Anthony -- Jagged Little Pill

How dare you TMZ compare that sweet loving new mother Alanis to that baby killer Casey the *******…

Where is my get out of jail card? 328 days ago
Winehouse's Site HACKED -- She's a 'White Devil'

LOL They don't stay behind the keyboard all day, with no lives, a least some don't. They hold…

Where is my get out of jail card? 332 days ago
Hugh Hefner -- The Best Way to Get Over a Girl ...

lol uh huh right...

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Hugh Hefner -- The Best Way to Get Over a Girl ...

I don't think she used him, he was using her, she's just another one of his dolls he keeps around…

Where is my get out of jail card? 346 days ago
Crystal Harris -- Consoled by Dr. Phil's Son

sorry make that 85! lol

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Crystal Harris -- Consoled by Dr. Phil's Son

A 84 year old man who has slept with almost every young thing that has walked through the door.…

Where is my get out of jail card? 348 days ago
Jack White & Wife -- Come To Our DIVORCE Party!!!

weird

Where is my get out of jail card? 355 days ago
Selena Gomez Rushed to Hospital

I get that way sometimes and no I am not pregnant...

Where is my get out of jail card? 355 days ago

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