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NHL Star Taylor Hall -- GNARLIEST Hockey Injury Revealed in Photo

So he has a nasty gash on his face. Big deal. I had my face in some nasty gash a little while ago.

yeah, I'm way out of line. 131 days ago
'The Wizard of Oz' Munchkin Karl Slover -- Dead at 93

His doctor said "I'm sorry, you just have a short time to live"

yeah, I'm way out of line. 195 days ago
President Obama and Speaker Boehner -- FORE!

Wait a minute. Is that Bagger Vance caddying for the Boner?

yeah, I'm way out of line. 347 days ago
Joe Montana -- Stitched Up After Bloody ATV Crash

What a coincidence. He has a gash on his eye, and I've got my eye on some gash right now.

yeah, I'm way out of line. 351 days ago
'Glee' Dudes Are a Perfect Match

Doesn't Glee basically mean "gayness"?

yeah, I'm way out of line. 379 days ago
Maria Shriver Creates TV Frenzy After Arnold Split

Mummy Dearest.

yeah, I'm way out of line. 379 days ago
Audrina's On Again/Off Again BF -- ARRESTED

When I became a man, I put away childish things- like my BMX bike!

yeah, I'm way out of line. 380 days ago
Osama bin NAUGHTY -- Porn Found In Hideout

I spent most of my money on porn and opium, and just wasted the rest.

yeah, I'm way out of line. 383 days ago
Lindsay -- I'm Here to Start My Community Service!

I'm a "member" of the community. When is she going to service me?

yeah, I'm way out of line. 389 days ago
Chyna -- Risky Business with TNA Wrestling

There's a fine line between a large klitoris and a small penis.

yeah, I'm way out of line. 391 days ago

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