Just what the world needs... little annoying, blonde, jobless spawn of Satan running around. 
Right after the vomit-inducing twosome returned home from their elope-a-dope in Cabo San Lucas, they confirmed the rumor -- they're going to start a family. Then again, it's not like these two are compulsive liars or anything...
Filed under: The Hills
No, Larry King wasn't doing the Macarena in the middle of a Beverly Hills street yesterday -- but he did stop to drop his best "Zoolander" pose for the paparazzi.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Nurse!
First he hung 11 on the big screen ... and now "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star Jason Segel is cruisin' around Hollywood on a scooter. Dude's gotta pair of brass ones -- but if you saw the movie, you knew that already.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
This former stick figure showed off her perky bottom in a pair of black leggings this weekend. Can you guess who the curvaceous hot mama is?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
Shauna Sand claims she was choked, punched and thrown across a room in front of her children -- and the bastard behind the alleged beatings is her very own husband.
The former Playmate received a temporary restraining order against Romain Chavent yesterday, after she filed documents in L.A. County Superior Court alleging that this weekend, her French hubby "hit me in the breasts, which i just had reconstructive surgery." It's the latest in a string of alleged violent abuse.
Among the claims, Shauna says Romain once "threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting."
In the documents, Shauna also claims in March 2008, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. And in 2007, Romain allegedly strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Shauna says she was granted a restraining order for the 2007 incident, but had it dismissed "because he promised to change."
But Romain has made accusations of his own -- once filing for a restraining order against Shauna in April because he claimed she threatened to ruin his life. Romain's claim was later dismissed.
Now, with the most recent accusations of abuse, Shauna has been granted another TRO that will remain in effect until the next hearing on December 22.
Attempts to contact Romain were unsuccessful.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Everyone loves a good cry -- so go ahead and shed those salty feelings. 
Filed under: Meltdowns, Photo Galleries
The economy sucks, people are struggling to make ends meet -- and Laura Dern is paying double so someone else can pump her petrol in Brentwood. 
While the cost of self-service gas hovers just below $2 in California, Dern paid at least an additional $2, plus tip, to have someone else pump it and wash her windows at the full service station.
That "Jurassic Park" money has one helluva life span.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Being a paparazzo can be a dirty job -- just ask the guy who tried to shoot Brooke Burke and her fiance in NY last night.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
This pop diva showed up to a NYC premiere last night with a not-so fierce, straggly underarm weave. Can you guess who the hirsute beauty is?!
Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
We gave John Mayer a lot of crap when he stopped being funny for the cameras -- well, karma's a bitch and last night our photog got served.
Filed under: John Mayer
What Britney lacked in dance moves on "Good Morning America," she definitely made up for in the ab department.
Spears brought her now infamous "Womanizer" strutting/arm-flailing routine to a new song, "Circus" but her stomach made for quite the distraction.
Another welcome distraction -- the birthday girl's fam, who sat in the second row.
Filed under: Britney Spears
TMZ has learned the New York State Department of Health has launched an investigation to determine if the hospital that treated Plaxico Burress engaged in a conspiracy to hide information.
The Department of Health -- which licenses New York-Cornell Hospital -- began its investigation after reports that hospital workers failed to report the gunshot wound, as required by New York law.
According to state law, failing to report a gunshot injury to cops is a Class A misdemeanor.
UPDATE: New York Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Hospital has suspended the person who didn't call the NYPD immediately, and the hospital admits not reporting a gunshot wound is a violation not just of their own policy, but of the law as well.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports
Michael Phelps' new girlfriend is a real hoot-er.
Caroline Pal worked at the Déjà Vu strip club in North Hollywood from 2003 to 2005 -- while Mr. Phelps was busy winning his first six gold medals in Athens.
We can't say for sure if she actually stripped -- those strip club people are more tight-lipped than ... insert joke. But here's a clue -- her nickname was Sapphire.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Talk Sports, Michael Phelps
No, that's not a rag doll in Ahnuld's hands -- but given the way the kid was getting thrown around at a Christmas tree lot this weekend, you'd never know it.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Kids
Josh Duhamel towered over a mini Fergie as they arrived at LAX this weekend.
Sometimes big gifts come in big packages.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Fergie
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