The United Nations, John Kerry and every foreign policy expert can't figure out how to bring peace to the Middle East ... but thank God Farrah Abraham has the answer.
The hosts of Matty P's Radio Happy Hour asked the MTV/porn star how a peace agreement could be forged.
Her answer -- a minute-and-a-half of blithering idiocy -- is epic ... she makes Selena look like Golda Meir.
Truth be told ... Farrah's better at piece agreements.
Former WWE Champ Daniel Bryan
With Submission Hold!!
7/25/2014 2:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
4:30 PM PT: Daniel Bryan and his wife Brie spoke about the incident during a press conference ... and the wrestler said he sprung into action because he was worried about their dog, Josie, who was in the house.
The wrestling star says it wasn't difficult to subdue the burglar because the guy wasn't in great shape. However he wouldn't say if the thief was rendered unconscious.
Bryan also got incredibly emotional while talking about the bracelet his father gave him that the burglars attempted to steal.
Daniel Bryan is a bona fide bad ass ... chasing down a burglar on foot, then locking him in a submission hold until cops arrived.
Daniel and his wife Brie Bella had just come home Thursday night when they saw 2 men on their way out of their house. The burglars dropped the stuff they were stealing and hightailed it down the street.
D.B. gave chase ... the bad guys had a big head start but the champ caught up with one of them and locked him in a rear naked choke for 5 minutes until cops arrived.
Daniel's feat is all the more impressive because the guy he caught is facing kidnapping charges in another case.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch ... Daniel's wife Brie retrieved the loot the guys were in the process of stealing, including a bracelet that belonged to the wrestler's recently deceased dad.
The second guy is still on the loose, but there's one less bad guy on the streets, thanks to D.B.
YES! YES! YES!
Selena & Cara
We See the Signs …
But What Do They Mean?
7/26/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Closing Down The Club
Hank Nowhere In Sight
7/25/2014 11:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kendra Wilkinson's marriage to Hank Baskett is officially on the rocks ... as were all the drinks last night at Warwick, where Kendra was partying until early this morning -- minus Hank.
Kendra spent the evening/morning drinking and dancing with a large group of friends at the owner's table ... sources tell TMZ.
The photo clearly shows her behind the velvet ropes in the middle of a rocking dance floor.
Reports of the couple's impending demise have been well documented after Hank's alleged affair with transsexual model Ava London.
Kendra hasn't worn her wedding ring in public for weeks ... and Hank continues to beg for forgiveness on a daily basis.
The chances of them getting back together keep looking worse and worse ... despite the two giving birth to their second child just two months ago.
Liberty Ross, Rupert Sanders
She Makes Out Like a Huntsman
7/25/2014 12:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Liberty Ross just scored big ... we've learned her divorce from Rupert Sanders is now final.
As you know ... Liberty filed for divorce after Rupert was caught on camera making out with Kristen Stewart, who starred in his movie, "Snow White and the Huntsman."
According to the settlement agreement ... obtained by TMZ, Liberty gets:
-- the family house
-- 2 other London houses
-- $25,000 a month in spousal support for the next 4 years
-- $14,000 a month in child support for their 2 children
-- 15% of profits Rupert gets from movies, with the exception of "Snow White"
-- half of bank accounts, retirement, etc
Ross, who was repped by disso-queen Laura Wasser, gets joint custody with Rupert.
Rupert gets to keep the Malibu beach house and a 1970 VW van.
Oh, one more thing she got ... Jimmy Iovine.
Game of Clones for Cosplay Fans
... Good and Bad
7/25/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'New Year's Eve' Movie
Crew Guy Sues
My Head Got Forked Up On Set
7/25/2014 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"New Year's Eve" sucked for anyone who had to sit through the movie (7% on Rotten Tomatoes) -- but it REALLY sucked for a set builder who was "gravely injured" in a forklift accident during filming, according to a new lawsuit.
Scott Canfield says he was working on the set in Feb. 2011, and while standing on a pallet that was hoisted into the air by a forklift, he took a huge fall. In the suit, he doesn't detail how he fell or from what height.
But according to the docs, it was high enough that he cracked his head ... and suffered a traumatic brain injury and other physical and psychological damage.
He's now suing Warner Bros. and New Line Productions for medical expenses and unspecified damages. The studio had no comment on the lawsuit.
Ditto for why the movie was so awful ... we're guessing.
I Humped A Lion
For My 45th Birthday!
7/25/2014 8:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 45th birthday with an almost life-sized cake of her riding a lion ... and a bash that cost $100K!
J.Lo threw the party for herself at Nammos restaurant in Southampton.
A hundred guests sang happy birthday, including Khloe Kardashian, French Montana, Fat Joe, Kelly Ripa, Leah Remini, Andy Cohen and ... Maksim, who showed up at 1 AM.
There was a fancy, sit down dinner followed by dancing.
The party ended at around 4 AM.
This Juggalo Just Twerked On a Dude's Gut!
7/25/2014 10:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lap dances usually require contact with an actual lap ... but this guy at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos Thursday defied the odds -- and DJ Paul recorded the whole thing.
The Gathering is currently going on in Thornville, Ohio and during the festivities yesterday the Three 6 Mafia rapper filmed quite possibly the best lap dance video EVER!
It's unclear what's going on in the background ... or why this is happening -- but please pop open a Faygo soda and enjoy.
Can't Stop Malia & Sasha Pics
At Beyonce & Jay Z Show
7/25/2014 8:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michelle Obama was powerless to prevent photos of her daughters from going public -- she and the girls were captured in selfies at Beyonce and Jay Z's concert last night.
The First Lady chaperoned Malia and Sasha to packed Soldier Field in Chicago -- and a concertgoer lined up some of the fam in the background of her selfie ... and then pushed it out to the world on Instagram.
As we first told you ... Michelle called a photo agency earlier this month, and got it to take down shots of Malia walking into a restaurant that's a known paparazzi spot.
The Chi town selfie reveals a huge flaw in the White House's desire to keep the girls out of the public spotlight ... unless they're with the President.
Hard to shut down a stadium full of iPhones.
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Dodges Baby Mama Drama
At Atlanta Movie Premiere
7/25/2014 10:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lil Wayne's ears must have been burning last night -- 3 of the 4 mothers of his children all showed up in the same place ... and surprisingly ... there was ZERO drama.
Nivea, Toya Wright and Sarah Vivan -- each who've mothered one Weezy spawn -- were all at the premiere of "Lucy" in Atlanta. Only Laura London was absent.
It's virtually impossible for two exes to get along ... so to have 3 do so is impressive.
Although Weezy wasn't there -- he could've safely attended. All the ladies are reportedly friends and hold no grudges ... at least outwardly.
Of course, with all of them hanging out together ... who sprung for the babysitters?
You know the answer.