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Khloe & Kourtney Pinball Pu$$ies FTW ... Awesome Girls' Night Out

3/30/2017 7:16 AM PDT

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Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian joined forces with Larsa Pippen and a bunch of friends to form the Pinball Pu$$ies ... their name, not ours.

The K sisters and krew rocked matching black jerseys -- names on the back and a "Pinball Pu$$ies" logo on their chests -- as they bodied up to a line of pinball machines in an L.A. arcade.

Looks like they were shooting for 'KUWTK,' but who knew these chicks were pinball wizards?

They had us at the team name, anyway.

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Juanes Here's My Pick for F*** Music!!!

3/30/2017 7:01 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Juanes -- the insanely popular Colombian singer -- knows what to listen to if you wanna make a baby.

We got the Latin rock star at Catch Wednesday when he gave our photog -- who's in the market for a bambino -- some advice on background noise.

Juanes is pretty excited about his first English-speaking album, "Goodbye For Now," which he recorded with Poo Bear, Justin Bieber's producer.

Robin Thicke, Paula Patton On Verge of Custody Settlement

3/30/2017 12:50 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

0329_robin_thicke_and_son_MEGA-swipeRobin Thicke and Paula Patton are on the verge of reaching a settlement in their custody war over 6-year-old son Julian, and their new peace treaty has come close to normalizing the family.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us, Paula has agreed to give Robin significant time with their son. We're told both Robin and Paula saw the light and realized their battle was taking an emotional toll on Julian, so they agreed to work toward a settlement.

There's a catch. The L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services has an open case after Julian complained to teachers at his school Robin was using excessive corporal punishment ... something Robin has denied.

As we reported, Julian had become fearful of Robin, but in the last few weeks they have been spending an increasing amount of time together -- especially since Paula has been out of town filming -- and we're told the boy is now "comfortable" with his dad.

We're told the settlement should be signed in about a week. The deal was supposed to be sealed last weekend, but some issues popped up they're still hashing out, but we're told they won't torpedo the settlement.

As for Robin and Paula ... the divorce is in the process of becoming finalized.  

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Fetty Wap I Ain't Afraid of Paterson ... 'I Come From Violence!'

3/30/2017 6:39 AM PDT

Fetty Wap's still chilling on the West Coast, but vows he's going back to his Jersey hometown with no fear after his recent bloody shootout with a rival.

We got Fetty doing the least gangsta thing possible -- dinner at Catch in WeHo -- and asked if he had concerns about returning to Paterson. Despite some bold threats from Raheem "Fuzz" Thomas, who was arrested in the shootout and robbery ... Fetty says no one can keep him from his hometown.

We also asked about patching things up with Fuzz. He's positively negative.

Eric Clapton Slowhand Takes Slow Roll After Tour-Stopping Illness

3/30/2017 6:56 AM PDT

Pretty obvious now why Eric Clapton had to cancel his L.A. concerts -- the rock legend was rolling in a wheelchair as he jetted out of town.

We got Clapton heading into LAX Wednesday ... a few days after he had to pull the plug on a couple of weekend shows due to severe bronchitis. The illness has clearly knocked him for a loop.

One of Eric's daughters held his hand as he was wheeled to his gate. He's rescheduled the L.A. shows, and it's unclear when he'll be able to get back on the road.  

Speedy recovery, EC.

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Norman Rockwell $1M Stolen Painting Recovered By FBI ... 40 Years Later

3/30/2017 8:12 AM PDT

0330-norman-rockwell-GETTY-01A famous Norman Rockwell painting now worth well over a million dollars has been recovered by the FBI after it was stolen from its owner in the '70s.

A lawyer for an anonymous individual called in to Philly's FBI headquarters last year and said their client was in possession of a stolen Rockwell painting -- 'Lazybones' -- and wanted it returned to its rightful owner.

The lawyer said their client had seen stories about the stolen painting in the media in recent years before realizing they had it themselves. They reportedly thought they'd had a copy, not the original. It was surrendered to authorities, and no charges were pursued.

Now, the painting will be returned to its owner, Susan Murta, who last saw it in 1976 at her parents' house when she was 18. The painting was stolen from Murta's family home in Cherry Hill, NJ during a burglary.

Murta's dad originally bought the painting for $75 after he accidentally hit it with a pool cue back in 1954. It's now reportedly worth more than $1 mil. 

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Mischa Barton I Couldn't Escape Emotional Abuse From Sex Tape Partner

3/30/2017 12:40 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Mischa Barton is ripping the ex-bf behind the sex tape that's being shopped around, and says he's more interested in destroying her emotionally than financially.

Mischa went on 'Dr. Phil' and revealed the exact moment she found out about the tape. As she's said ... the guy responsible is someone she used to love, but she told Phil she desperately tried to distance herself from him after finding out about the secret recording. It didn't work.

The episode airs Monday, and Mischa will also talk about that bizarre incident in her backyard, where she claimed she was slipped "a cocktail of drugs."

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Dave Grohl Sick Burn, Bro

3/30/2017 6:54 AM PDT

0330-dave-grohl-hawaii-canoe-MEGA-01SPF is pretty. SPF is good. 

Dave Grohl soaked up a little too much sun this week during a canoe excursion in Hawaii. 

The silver lining? That necklace suntan outline is gonna be epic!

Here's a Foo Fighters video ... Happy Thursday.


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LeBron's Biz Honcho Masked Man Attempts Break-In At Hollywood Hills Pad

3/30/2017 12:35 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

0328-lebron-james-maverick-carter-getty-01Maverick Carter, the guy who helped LeBron James score a fortune with Nike, nearly got his own loot jacked in a burglary ... TMZ Sports has learned.

LBJ's honcho of all business deals has a crib in the Hollywood Hills, naturally, and got an unwanted visitor on March 22. According to law enforcement sources ... Maverick heard a sound outside his home around 2:30 AM and flipped on his exterior lights.

He didn't see anything, but called police anyway ... just to be sure.

We're told LAPD officers didn't find any signs of a break-in and left -- but in the morning, Maverick reviewed his surveillance video, and BAM ... there he was. Clear as day, Maverick could see a man in a black ski mask skulking around his property and trying to open doors.

The attempted robber bolted when the lights came on. We're told police have seen the video and are investigating ... and Maverick narrowly avoids joining Emmy Rossum, Nick Young, Jaime Pressly, Alanis Morissette and Kendall Jenner ... on the list of celeb burglary victims.

'Dance Moms' Star I Followed Abby Out ... Dances Got Way Too Sexy

3/30/2017 12:30 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

Ashlee Allen followed Abby Lee Miller's lead and left "Dance Moms"  -- but for a totally different reason ... she wasn't down with the show trying to sex things up with the kids.

We spoke to the now-former dance mom, and she told us -- first and foremost -- the Lifetime show will never be the same without Abby at the helm. 

Then she lays it on us ... "Dance Moms" producers have apparently been pushing for sexier dance routines, which Ashlee says was too much for her and her teen daughter, Brynn

Abby didn't mention anything about this specifically in her public bow out this week. Instead, she cited "being manipulated, disrespected, and used - day in and day out" by male showrunners.

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There's footage of the dance number that set Ashlee off ... and it's pretty racy for 14, 15 and 16-year-olds. We've reached out to "Dance Moms" brass ... so far, no word back.

Post Malone My '92 Explorer's Now a Certified $75k Texas Slab!

3/30/2017 12:20 AM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

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Post Malone got an old Ford Explorer swagged out, and the sick job upped the formerly beat-up SUV's value by at least $73,000!

Sources connected to the makeover tell us Post had the idea to customize a '92 Explorer ... so he bought one for $1700, and sent it over to West Coast Customs to make it happen.

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We're told it took 6-8 weeks to add new lambo-style doors, candy custom body paint, 26" wheels and tires with spinner rims. Post calls it his "Texas Slab" to honor his Houston roots.

Fun Fact: "Slab" stands for vehicles that are slow, low and banging.

The new whip will definitely be banging ... based on the massive speakers WCC installed.

Post's baby will be featured on an upcoming episode of the reality show "Inside West Coast Customs" on Velocity. 

  
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Guess Who This Pigtailed Cutie Turned Into!

3/29/2017 9:00 PM PDT

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Before this smiling little lady was living the life of a swanky Hollywood star, she was just another school girl with perfect pigtails growing up in Lincoln, Nebraska. Can you guess who she is?

Adult Swim Sued Thou Hath Jacked My 'Black Jesus'

3/29/2017 6:58 PM PDT
EXCLUSIVE

0329_black_jesus_cartoon_network"Black Jesus" on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is an impostor of the original black Jesus -- the one created by an author in 1999 (not the Bethlehem one) ... according to a new suit.

New York author Saint Solomon says "Black Jesus" -- the live action comedy on TV -- picks up where his short story titled "Thank You, Jesus" left off. He says the TV character is just like the protagonist in his story -- black, homeless, and named Jesus.

In his lawsuit, Solomon says his story ends with his Jesus being kicked out of the house to go live on the streets, and he believes episode 1 of "Black Jesus" picks up the tale 15 years later.

According to the docs ... there are other similarities, like the fact TV Black Jesus has a friend who is always trying to get rich quick, just like in the short story. And both Black Jesuses dress the same, curse a lot and drink booze.

Can we get an Amen?

Solomon's suing Adult Swim for ripping off his idea ... and wants more than $75 million to make it right.

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