Dina Lohan is far from being a millionaire ... and she's got an insane amount of baggage -- but that's not stopping Patti Stanger from pimping her out to potential suitors.
TMZ has learned Dina will guest star on the upcoming season of "Millionaire Matchmaker" for a few dates -- normally that's reserved for someone with a lot of moolah ... but this season they're switching things up and featuring celebs.
We shot Dina heading into her pre-interview in NYC a few days ago ... and DiLo was mum about her appearance -- as well as the $$$ requirements to appear on the show.
So let this be a warning to any of the dudes Dina meets ... Lindsay Lohan is her daughter, Michael Lohan is her ex-husband, her house had foreclosure issues ... and well, just check Google.
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Not So Totally Clean Getaway
10/23/2014 10:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Anne Hathaway has mastered the fine art of avoiding the paparazzi ... especially when she's dripping in sweat after yoga class.
Anne hit up a yoga gym in West Hollywood on Wednesday, and things got interesting when she left. The gym staff teamed up to move her Porsche (but not easily) right next to the exit -- so Anne could make an incognito getaway.
Not much to see of Anne here, but the silver lining -- there's a lot to see of one of her yoga instructors.
Yoga. It does a body really good.
Dating Man Who Molested Her Relative
10/23/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mama June is seeing someone new, but there's a big problem ... the guy just got out of prison after serving time for molesting one of June's relatives ... TMZ has learned.
The new guy is 53-year-old Mark McDaniel. He was convicted in 2004 for aggravated child molestation. Prosecutors say he molested an 8-year-old child -- forcing oral sex. June was dating McDaniel at the same time he molested the child.
We will not identify the child but it's someone with whom June has contact.
McDaniel served 10 years and was released this past March. He is now a registered sex offender in the state of Georgia.
We're told Honey Boo Boo's mom has been seeing McDaniel for the last few months ... sneaking away from production of the show and meeting up with him. We're told she's also been setting him up by buying him various gifts.
The photo was taken a few weeks ago in a hotel room where June, McDaniel, and other guests were hanging out.
We contacted TLC, which produces "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." The official says, "TLC is not currently in production on HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO. We are very concerned about this new information and are reassessing the future of the series."
We reached out to June ... so far no word back.
Selena and I Aren't Banging
We're Saving the World
10/23/2014 7:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Orlando Bloom surprisingly spoke out about his relationship with Selena Gomez ... and he says there's LESS than meets the eye.
Orlando flew to LAX Wednesday and talked to photogs about the first leg of his trip ... where he flew to Canada with Selena Gomez. Orlando says it was nothing more than the fact that they were both attending We Day ... a conference to inspire young people the change the world by doing good things.
Apparently banging is not necessarily one of those things.
'August: Osage County' Star
Cops Call BS on Abuse Claim
10/23/2014 6:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Cops in Washington State say they NEVER abused "August: Osage County" star Misty Upham during multiple run-ins in the past year ... despite what her family is claiming.
Auburn PD says there hasn't been one mistreatment complaint from Misty, her family, the local hospital, or the Muckleshoot Indian Tribe.
Misty's family has insinuated police gave her a black eye and swollen jaw during one run-in ... but cops tell us the official report says Upham told officers she sustained the black eye after jumping out of a window.
As for the search for Misty -- whose body was found in a ravine last week -- police say, "Officers immediately followed up on all reports of her possible whereabouts." They say they made several attempts to contact her mobile phone, but her service had been disconnected before she went missing.
As we previously reported ... Misty went off a steep cliff near her home and apparently died from the fall.
Melissa Has 'No Choice' But to Sue
10/23/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Melissa Rivers will sue the medical center where Joan died and the doctors as well because it's the only way she can find out what really happened to her mom.
Sources connected to the Rivers family tell TMZ ... after the New York Dept. of Health and Human Services came out with its findings that Yorkville Endoscopy LLC was "deficient" in surgical services and medical staff ... Melissa tried to find out the root of the problems and if they caused her mom's death, but she was shut down.
We're told Melissa got advice from her lawyers ... the only way to know precisely what happened is to file a lawsuit, which entitles her to force doctors and facility staff to sit for sworn depositions and answer questions about what happened the day Joan stopped breathing.
Melissa, we're told, is frustrated because it's apparent the facility and the Dept. of Health know exactly what happened, so her only recourse is court.
In other news...
Kim Kardashian's life is pretty much an open book, except for these five things you never knew about her ... including her BIGGEST regret!
Out in a Flash
10/23/2014 6:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jennifer Lawrence has a hard time eating out ... and if you have any doubt, watch this video of her leaving Ago on Wednesday night.
None of the photogs got to ask her what she thought of rumored BF Chris Martin getting tenderly stroked by Gwyneth the night before at a Brentwood restaurant.
Wherever she was going ... she'll be changing directions soon. She reportedly just dropped $7 mil on Jessica Simpson's former Bev Hills pad.
Kat Von D
Tattoo Shop Burning
10/23/2014 6:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kat Von D's famous tattoo shop is on fire ... and firefighters have been trying to put it out for several hours.
LAFD got the call around 4 AM about the blaze at her High Voltage Tattoo shop in West Hollywood. It's unknown at this point if anyone was inside the shop when the fire started. As of 6:30 AM ... there are no flames, but crews are still on scene.
Kat's tat palace became extremely popular from her now cancelled reality TV show, "LA Ink."
We've reached out to Kat ... but so far no word back.
There's a Right & a Wrong
Way To F*** with a Kardashian
10/23/2014 6:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ray J called out Tyga in a big way ... saying he's crossed the line messing with Kylie Jenner.
Ray and Princess Love were leaving Warwick in Hollywood Wednesday night when they announced their allegiance to Blac Chyna.
But the best part ... Mr. J explains the right and wrong way to cavort with a Kardashian.
He should know ... he's made millions off it.
In other news...
Emily Ratajkowski is used to being naked, but we were still shocked when she stepped out wearing this plunging dress that was just begging for an accident to happen!SEE MORE »
My Vegas Deal Kicked J.Lo's Ass
10/23/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Marc Anthony now has bragging rights over Jennifer Lopez in one department -- he doubled the insane Vegas salary she's about to get ... with a recent show of his own at Planet Hollywood.
It sounds crazy, but Marc topped J.Lo's $350K per show guarantee when he took home $700K for his one-night-only gig on September 13th. In fact, the contract, obtained by TMZ, actually paid him just over $1 MILLION ... but promoter fees and operating expenses were taken out of that sum.
Of course, Jennifer's scheduled to play 72 shows to Marc's one -- and she'll make more than $26 mil over 2 years.
Bottom line ... Marc won the battle, but J.Lo wins the war.
Parties with Casino Killer
10/23/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton nabbed a whale during her Atlantic City DJ gig -- a gambling legend who's cleaned out casinos in the past ... showed up to watch her and dropped giant stacks of cash while he did it.
Don Johnson -- blackjack pro, not the actor -- was in the V.I.P. while Paris was spinning at Pool After Dark at Harrah's last weekend. Sources close to P tell us Don made champagne flow like a river -- buying 10 bottles of Ace of Spades at $1,000 a pop! And for a chaser ... 8 more bottles of Moët.
Total bar tab -- $15,000! Best of all ... he shared the bubbly with the normies outside V.I.P.
We're told Paris and Don have been friends for years. They have a lot in common.
FUN FACT: During a 6-month stretch in 2011 ... Don won $15 million from Atlantic City casinos. Trained assassin.
Little Jemima in
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
10/23/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heather Ripley is best known for playing the young Jemima -- opposite Sally Ann Howes and Dick Van Dyke -- in the 1968 classic family film "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." Guess what she looks like now!
Chow Does It Feel?
10/23/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
D'Angelo is in the middle of his first-ever Australian tour, and from the looks of it ... there's way more of R&B's former #1 sex symbol for fans Down Under to love.
The "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" singer was performing at Soulfest in Melbourne last weekend ... and he's no longer flaunting the buff physique he had years ago. Still sounds good though.
The ex-neo soul brother #1 has had huge swings in poundage over the years.
It's an up year.