Stop what you're doing and take note of the tricky little differences we've greased into these Nick Kroll pics ... are you sharp enough to spot 'em?
**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**
McDreamy Headed for Divorce Court
1/23/2015 4:52 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
We just got a joint statement from Patrick and Jillian, saying, "It is with careful consideration and mutual respect that we have decided to end our marriage. Our primary concern remains the well-being of our children, and we ask with profound gratitude that you respect our family's privacy at this very sensitive time."
Patrick Dempsey is headed for the single life but it's not his doing ... we've learned his wife has filed for divorce, and 10s of millions are on the line.
Jillian Fink filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable difference. Fink, who is repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is asking for joint custody of their 3 kids, a 12-year-old girl and 7-year-old twin boys. She also wants spousal and child support.
We've learned they do NOT have a prenup. Patrick is reportedly worth around $40 million.
The couple has been married for 15 years.
Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... "it remains to be seen whether it will be amicable." Sources tell us she's had a problem with his ego for a while now, which she thinks is out of control. As one source said, "She's all about the kids."
Confession Tape Under Lock and Key
1/23/2015 4:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
We've now obtained the divorce settlement, and it provides every copy of the Collins' audio in which he confesses to child molestation must be destroyed, with the exception of the original -- which is now in Grant's possession. Grant must deliver the tape to Collins' lawyer, Shawn Holley, who will keep it under lock and key for 10 years and only release it if there's a subpoena.
As for the rest of the settlement, it's pretty much a 50/50 split. As we previously reported the pot is worth around $14 million.
Stephen Collins and Faye Grant have settled one of the nastiest celebrity divorces in memory ... TMZ has learned.
Collins, Grant and their lawyers spent the last 4 days trying to hammer out the settlement, to avoid what was certain to be an ugly, public trial set for February 9th.
Both Collins and Grant were ready to address the audiotape in which Collins confesses to molesting and/or exposing himself to 3 young girls. Grant threatened to raise the issue because she didn't want her settlement compromised in case he got sued, and he says the tape has made him unemployable and therefore he should be socked with a big spousal support tab.
But they worked it out, down to who gets what furniture.
Goes Bankrupt ...
Grab Yer Bacon Pillows While You Can [TMZ TV]
1/23/2015 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Everyone's favorite in-flight magazine is in danger of going out of biz. SkyMall’s parent company filed for bankruptcy -- which means all those ridiculous items you want, but never buy ... could disappear soon.
Seriously, you're gonna kick yourself when the last glow-in-the-dark toilet seat is gone.
Selena and Zedd
Stir Fried Date ...
Smells and Looks Official
1/23/2015 4:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Most people don't fly cross country to take "a friend" out to eat -- so Selena Gomez and Zedd are looking more like an official couple after their afternoon rendezvous in Atlanta.
Our restaurant sources tell TMZ ... Selena and Zedd were hugging and kissing while eating at Benihana Friday. She's in town shooting a movie -- and the only reason he'd be there is, well ... her.
They've been a rumored couple since they hit a bunch of Golden Globes parties together -- but then SG was spotted at dinner with her on/off/on BF Justin Bieber.
Bottom line? Selena's love life is tricky business ... but Zedd doesn't seem to care.
Sued By Former Manager
He Was NOTHING Before Us!
1/23/2015 3:19 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Tyga's former manager says the rapper's an ingrate and now there's only one way to show his appreciation ... fork over several million dollars as a "thank you."
Back in the day ... Tyga hired C&J Management, and the company claims it did more than a good job, "turning him from a relative nobody to a world known superstar." C&J introduced Tyga to Cash Money, so they may have a point.
But sometimes people and Tygas move on ... and C&J claims the rapper unceremoniously and illegally fired them in 2013 and hired a brand spankin' new manager.
So C&J now wants $4 million and all will be well.
We reached out to a rep for Tyga. So far, no word back.
'12 Years a Slave' Lawsuit
Hans Zimmer Ripped Him Off
1/23/2015 1:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"12 Years a Slave" may have shamelessly ripped off "Desperate Housewives" ... if you believe a new lawsuit.
Famed composer Hans Zimmer is the culprit ... so claims the guy who composed the song for that Housewives show.
Richard Friedman claims in 2004 he composed "To Our Fallen," which appeared on the ABC show. He says in his lawsuit his song was enhanced in Zimmer's studio. Friedman claims it's no coincidence that in 2013 Zimmer's signature song in "12 Years" was eerily similar to his tune.
The allegation is simple ... Zimmer and company had access to his song and ripped him off.
Friedman is suing Zimmer, Fox, Sony and Brad Pitt's Plan B Entertainment ... and he wants a piece of the pie.
We reached out to Zimmer's people ... so far no comment.
'CRACK VS. SHAQ'
Racy Jokes In Pilot Script
1/23/2015 12:36 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
TMZ Sports just got our hands on a script for the pilot episode of Shaq's new sitcom -- and it's laced with hilarious adult-oriented humor ... including jokes about boobs, ISIS and crack.
The show is loosely based on Shaq's real-life business empire -- with people pitching him TV show ideas, products and endorsements.
In one of the scenes from a script that was circulating in December, Shaq is approached with an idea for a TV show similar to "Shaq Vs." ... a real show that didn't do very well on the air.
In the script, an associate explained to Shaq that no one knew what Shaq was "verse" -- and suggested that his new version of the show should include Shaq's foe in the title.
"We could do 'Crack Versus Shaq.' That rhymes. [Shaq] smokes a bowl of crack and tries to dunk."
Another associate suggests, "Shaq Versus Iraq" ... where "[Shaq] goes over there and talks to those ISIS people. We bring in a few basketballs and boom! Peace in the Middle East."
Someone else pitches, "Yak Versus Shaq" ... which evidently involves the mountainous animal.
The script we read -- which was circulating in December -- is actually pretty funny ... with boob jokes, fart jokes and even a Tim Tebow zinger.
It's possible, and likely, that the script will be changed by the time it actually airs -- but we can see why Shaq signed on.
Apologizes for Racist Pic ...
Just a Joke From My Nephews
1/23/2015 12:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mike Epps just thought it would be funny when he posted a photo of a black man whipping white men slaves -- and says the whole mess started as a joke with his nephews.
Mike came on TMZ Live to discuss the controversy over the image, telling us ... he thought the photo was absurd and funny -- but he understands why some people were angry. Ultimately, he says that's why he deleted it.
Mike has a new AOL series -- "That's Racist" -- debuting on Monday ... where he'll be interviewing people around the country about stereotypes, but insists the pic was NOT intended to be a promotion.
As for where the controversial pic even came from -- you gotta hear his explanation. Sorry kids ... Uncle Mike just backed up the bus.
The Beastie Boys
We're Not Wanted Anymore
So Someone Needs to Pay Our Lawyers
1/23/2015 12:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The Beastie Boys say they can't find work because of MCA's death ... and they're so strapped for cash they can't even fight in court without someone covering the bill.
Here's the dilemma ... The Boys have beef with Monster Energy, which jacked some of their songs for an ad campaign. The guys actually won their case and scored a $1.7 million judgment. But a lot of that was eaten away by their lawyers, and they want Monster to foot that bill.
The surviving members say -- since Adam "MCA" Yauch died from cancer in 2012 -- no one wants them anymore so every dollar counts. And they're on the hook to their lawyers for a whopping $2.4 MILLION in lawyers' fees.
A judge hasn't decided yet, but typically the side that wins in cases like this gets at least some of their lawyers' fees back.
Mussolini's My Inspiration
I Get Why Hitler Liked Him
1/23/2015 9:18 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mike Tyson says he was inspired to sing by one of the most hated dictators of all time ... Benito Mussolini.
Tyson was talking to Rolling Stone about his vocal cameo on the upcoming Madonna song "Iconic" when he said he drew inspiration from the former Italian dictator.
"When I did it, I think about being some guy like [Benito] Mussolini and they're really arrogant, but you try to come from a positive perspective and be uplifting. You watch Mussolini on television — even though we don't understand what he's saying — he is so mesmerizing. I look at myself in that way."
But then Tyson ups his game ... by saying he can't blame Adolf Hitler for admiring the Italian leader.
"I know people may say 'this guy's a fascist' and all this stuff, but man, you can take positivity from watching him. No wonder why Hitler was attracted to him. This guy's a hypnotic figure. There's so much pride behind what he's saying. I'm not even Italian and I feel the pride he's projecting. He had that street swag; he was doing this stuff with his hands and moving his head before it was even hip-hop."
Fails Community Service Again
Jail on the Table
1/23/2015 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan will use a mosquito defense when her lawyer goes to court next week to announce her client has failed A SECOND TIME to complete her community service ... and this could land her in jail, TMZ has learned.
Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case ... where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH.
She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 -- when she was required to show proof of completion -- her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told hizzoner LiLo had completed nearly HALF the hours.
So the judge set a second date for Lindsay to show proof of completion -- next Wednesday. But TMZ has learned Lindsay isn't even close to finishing.
Her excuse ... the community service center in London was closed for 2 weeks during the holidays and she ended up in the hospital with a mosquito virus. Here's the problem ... she got the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora, instead of putting in her time.
And there's a bigger problem. She screws up a lot and has lots of excuses. Here's a partial list:
-- 2009 ... Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
-- 2010 ... Bench warrant issued after Lindsay was a no show, claiming she was in Cannes and her passport was stolen
-- 2010 ... Bench warrant issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Music Awards after party
-- 2010 ... Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
-- 2010 ... Lindsay allegedly beats up a woman at Betty Ford
-- 2010 ... Probation revoked after cocaine found in her system
-- 2013 ... Late to court after missing a flight
Will the mosquito defense fly? The prosecutor hasn't said, but he could ask for jail.
Celebrates Slavery & MLK with Racist Photo
1/23/2015 8:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mike Epps got a lesson in racism -- the comic actor got blasted on social media for posting a photo of a black man whipping white slaves.
Epps posted the pic on Instagram and Facebook late Thursday night -- and the cotton field scene also included an image of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. floating above ... and smiling. Epps captioned the image, "I am so proud of you bro! Lol."
We've reached out to him, but so far no comment.