Just 3 months after giving birth -- Kate Middleton's flat, ripped, royal mid-riff accidentally popped out in front of a bunch of London photogs.That's what the Duchess wants you to believe, anyway… READ MORE >
Born – January 9, 1982
Reading, Berkshire, England, UK
Birth name – Catherine Elizabeth Middleton
Duchess of Cambridge, fashionista.
Born to flight attendant mother and flight dispatcher father, who now own a mail order party supply company, “Party Pieces.”
Went to nursery school in Amman and boarding school in the UK.
Attended the University of St. Andrews in Scotland with an MRS degree and met a guy named Prince William.
Got engaged while on holiday in Kenya.
Got hitched at Westminster Abbey on April 29, 2011.
Unintentionally exposed her ta-tas to the world while sunbathing at a private Chateau in 2012.
Royally sued the magazine that published the pics.
Kate Middleton allegedly had a baby 3 months ago -- but there is zero proof of that in these pics of the Duchess of Cambridge flashing her royal midriff all over a volleyball court.Prince… READ MORE >
Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London… READ MORE >
Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute. The Queen's people have released a statement… READ MORE >
Prince William and Prince Harry bow down to someone else other than the Queen ... the Dark Knight.The Royal brothers -- along with pregnant Kate Middleton -- went batty acting like little kids… READ MORE >