Kim Kardashian

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@KimKardashian

Born – October 21, 1980  
Los Angeles, California, U.S.

Socialite, reality TV star, unstoppable juggernaut.

"Starred" in a sex tape, became famous after the entire world saw her get boned by Ray J.

Will endorse almost ANYTHING for the right price ("Cookie Diet," anyone?), was in a ton of men's magazines, released a clothing line at Sears–a store she's probably never actually stepped foot in in her life.

Began "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" in 2007, became a household name, signaled the coming of end times for all humanity.

Dated Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Reggie Bush and Miles Austin … before marrying her true love Kris Humphries.

Divorced her true love Kris Humphries after 72 days …. Rebounded with Kanye West … who instantly wrote a diss track slamming Kris Humphries. 

Got flour bombed by an animal rights activist at a red carpet event in 2012 … which is weird ‘cause she loves animals .. WHEN SHE CAN WEAR THEM!!

Will completely take over the world very soon, so you might as well just relax and accept it.

LATEST STORIES
  
Kris Humphries -- Chose NBA Playoffs Over Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries
Chose NBA Playoffs Over Battle with Kim

Kris Humphries -- who was once obsessed with proving to the world that Kim Kardashian was a love fraud -- now says he gave up his battle because of his love of BBall.A rep for Kris tells TMZ,… READ MORE >

Kim Kardashian -- OFFICIALLY DIVORCED

Kim K/Kris H
OFFICIALLY DIVORCED

Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.Here's what… READ MORE >

- 31 days ago
Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries -- DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!!!

Kim K & Kris H
DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!

9:00 AM PT -- The judge just announced in court what we told you earlier today. The divorce case is settled. The terms have not been disclosed, but the big news for Humphries ... he won't have to… READ MORE >

- 31 days ago
Kim Kardashian -- 'Excited' To See Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian
'Excited' To See Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries has made Kim Kardashian's life miserable for the last year-and-a-half -- but Kim is actually excited to see him in court today ... and even says she still loves him.Kim and Kris… READ MORE >

- 31 days ago
Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce -- Possible Settlement!!!

Kim K/Kris Humphries Divorce
POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!

4/19/2013  9:16 AM PT -- And now it's official ... Kim and Kris are officially divorced.Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ...… READ MORE >

- 32 days ago
Kim Kardashian -- Hairy Everywhere ... AGAIN

Kim Kardashian
Hairy Everywhere ... AGAIN

Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair ... TMZ has learned.Kim -- the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal -- has… READ MORE >

- 32 days ago
Kim Kardashian -- My Underage Sister Kendall Jenner Is A Sound Investment

Kim Kardashian
My Underage Sister Is A Sound Investment

Kim Kardashian perving out on her 17-year-old sister Kendall Jenner's bikini body is definitely creepy -- but there's money in them thar underage hills ... and Kim knows how to mine it.Check out… READ MORE >

- 33 days ago
Kim Kardashian Creeps Out With Kendall Jenner

Kim Kardashian
I Know It's Creepy ... Butt My Sis Is HOT [VIDEO]

If Kim Kardashian were a man ... authorities would be opening a creeper investigation after she pointed a video camera at 17-year-old Kendall Jenner's outstretched body and rhapsodized about her… READ MORE >

- 35 days ago
Kim Kardashian Wins Big Legal Victory Against Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian
Wins Big Legal Victory Against Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian has undeniably had problems with males, but not mails ... because she just blocked Kris Humphries from getting his hands on her personal writings.Kim's lawyer, disso-queen… READ MORE >

- 35 days ago
Kim Kardashian -- My Pregnancy Has Legs!

Kim Kardashian
My Pregnancy Has Legs!

Kim Kardashian has once again gone black.The mom-to-be flashed her smooth pregnant gams at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.Even pregnant gals love an LBD. READ MORE >

- 36 days ago

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