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Al Pacino walks by and you get to drop your best impression of one of his classic lines. Take a deep breath -- and pray you don't screw up like our camera guy did.
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Julie Pacino, daughter of actor
Al Pacino, was arrested early this morning for DWI.
Pacino, an aspiring film director, was busted at a checkpoint in lower Manhattan shortly after 1:00 AM. Her blood alcohol level was above the legal limit and she was booked into the Manhattan Detention Complex pending arraignment.
Pacino, 21, is Al's daughter with acting coach Jan
Tarrant.
Scarface is about to join the mob ... TMZ has learned
Al Pacino has agreed to join the cast of the upcoming "
Gotti" flick alongside
Lindsay Lohan and
John Travolta.
Marc Fiore -- the executive producer of "
Gotti: Three Generations" -- tells us, "Pacino will portray Gambino crime family underboss and Gotti associate Neil Dellacroce (picture above)."
Fiore adds, "We are very pleased to have Al join the extraordinary team that we are assembling to make this movie."
FYI -- Dellacroce's mafia nickname was "The Tall Guy" ... presumably because he was tall ... and Pacino is only around 5'6". Thank god for special effects.
We contacted Pacino's rep -- so far, no response.
Al Pacino -- whose movies have grossed over $1 BILLION -- owes the IRS $188k ... TMZ has learned.

The Internal Revenue Service just filed a tax lien against Pacino -- claiming he slighted the government out of $169,143.06 in 2008 and $19,140.44 in 2009 ... for a grand total of
$188,283.50.
A rep for Pacino tells TMZ ... Al never intended to screw over Uncle Sam ... and blames the whole thing on his former business manager
Kenneth Starr ... not the guy from
Lewinsky fame ... the convicted Ponzi schemer who was just sentenced to seven years in prison for bilking a bunch of Hollywood bigwigs out of millions.
Pacino's people tell us .. Al has new management and is looking to remedy the situation ASAP.
Tough guy
Al Pacino spent part of his Saturday walking his two cute dogs around Los Angeles.

Say hello to his little friends.
You know the scene: A ridiculous amount of lady fans waiting around a New York film set, heavy pap presence, a major male star -- but this time, it's NOT for
Robert Pattinson!

Yesterday, the attention was aimed at someone slightly more deserving than a sparkly vampire:
Al Pacino.
Say hello to my little friend ... a ponytail.

At 68, Al Pacino has officially morphed into Richard Lewis.
What's Al Pacino's secret? Because he just keeps getting thinner and thinner.

The 68-year-old Razzie nom still hasn't lost all of his, er, allure yet.
Al Pacino refused to take a swing back at
James Caan for trashing his box office disaster movie "Righteous Kill." Guess the flick's dismal box office kinda speaks for itself.

For the record, "RK" isn't the biggest flop Pacino's been a part of -- he was also in "Gigli."

Apparently, Al Pacino has brushed up on the new California cell phone laws since we caught him
driving and chatting last month.
Looking like an insane agent's assistant at CAA, the 68-year-old roamed the streets of Beverly Hills with a telephone headset on his head. De Niro on line two!
The craziest part of his look -- the hazy, hot and humid all black ensemble.
Unless he was ironically calling the cops on himself, Al Pacino pulled a big California no-no yesterday -- as he yapped on a cell phone while pulling out of a parking garage.