You don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!

NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle.

A gal's gotta pay for her hormones!

Olivia Newton-John's 22-year-old offspring Chloe Lattanzi (left) on MTV's "Rock the Cradle" -- and surgically androgynous Dead or Alive ("You Spin Me Round") lead singer Pete Burns (right).

One of them isn't afraid to use his/her God-given talents.

We're just sayin'!

Designer Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen -- and it was on the designer himself!

While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume, NYC transsexual nightlife staple Amanda Lepore bared almost all in a Madonna meets Princess Leia slave girl ensemble. How either costume reflects the Christmas spirit we'll never know. Ho, ho, ho!

The buxom blondes were out in full force at the Heatherette fashion show in Manhattan on Tuesday.

The pornalicious Jenna Jameson (left) seemed almost natural next to the pancaked, busty NYC nightlife persona that is Amanda Lepore (right).

For the record, Ms. Lepore was born a man. Jenna was not.

"M*A*S*H" went off the air 24 years ago, but Loretta Swit proves they didn't call her "Hot Lips" Houlihan for nothing!

The 69-year-old blonde bombshell resurfaced Saturday in Beverly Hills, and flashed her ruby red pucker at a Humane Society awards benefit.

Loretta's eternally preserved-in-syndication lusciousness has clearly been an inspiration for hot-lipped hooligan and gender reassignment poster girl, Amanda Lepore.

Gene Simmons continued on his "Family Jewels" promo tour by hanging with post-op transsexual nightlife icon Amanda Lepore.

Sporting sunglasses at night and a refurbished stone face, Gene posed with the buxom, scantily-clad former man at a party celebrating the Winter Music Conference in Miami on Friday.

With his eyes nicely healed, hopefully Gene was able to get a good look at Amanda's family jewels -- the ones on her Bedazzled undergarments!