Smoking hot Brooklyn Decker has something in common with the hair on her husband Andy Roddick's head ... they're both really thin. Men? Begin pulling out your hair ... NOW!



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While Andy Roddick and his supermodel wife Brooklyn Decker are both smokin' hot, only the tennis hunk chose to roam the beach in Hawaii on Tuesday ... oiled up and shirtless.



Nobody said life is fair.

Tennis hunks Andy Roddick and Rafael Nadal played ball in different matches on opposite sides of the world on Friday.



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Andy Roddick -- one of the hottest, youngest rising stars on the planet -- took his mind off his lifelong commitment to just one smoking hot swimsuit model (Brooklyn Decker) with some premarital golf on Friday.



After exchanging vows in front of friends and family, the newlyweds were spotted heading to their honeymoon on Sunday.

He may not be as pumped as his photo-enhanced Men's Fitness cover from last year, but tennis hottie Andy Roddick has still got game -- and a lean, ripped chest!

Roddick and his fellow tennis hunks got fans hot and bothered by playing shirtless during practice sessions for the Australian Open on Friday. Love all!

Dusting off yet another pop culture relic, Warner Bros. announced today that they are going to make a new live-action movie version of "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe." I have the power!

While casting is still a ways off, perhaps the producers wouldn't mind a few suggestions:

-- Matthew McConaughey never wears a shirt and he's buff as all hell. Don't think He-Man plays the bongos, though.

-- Andy Roddick has the guns for the part. Can they Photoshop a whole movie?

-- Dolph Lundgren starred as He-Man in 1987's "Masters of the Universe." His schedule is probably wiiiiiiiiiiide open.

There's no denying that tennis champ Andy Roddick is in great shape, but do his head and new super-buff body match up on the cover of Men's Fitness? Advantage, Roddick!

The normally ripped but lean 24-year-old sports a pair of killer guns and diesel pecs on the cover of the mag's June/July issue that have some believing his pic was altered Kate Winslet style! In 2003, Winslet's British GQ cover photos were retouched to make her look thinner. Fault!

The question in Roddick's case is: Did they add more meat to his bones or is it just a case of the ol' cross the arms and press the biceps against the other arm trick? You know what we're talkin' about fellas! Whether due to a trainer or a photo editor, Andy sure does look good!

Calls to reps for Men's Fitness and Andy Roddick were not immediately returned. Game, set, match!

Didn't Joaquin Phoenix have a different name before?

Yes, Ivette, Joaquin used to answer to another name -- Leaf! But it was not his birth name. He has always been Joaquin, but used the alias Leaf as a child and as a young actor. Around 1989, he dropped that name and returned to Joaquin.

That said, Joaquin will next be seen in "We Own the Night" with Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall and Eva Mendes. He will also star with Mark Ruffalo and Jennifer Connelly in the thriller "Reservation Road." Expect both flicks out next year.

For all things Joaquin, click here.

Wasn't Patricia Heaton supposed to get a TV show?

Sal, everybody's favorite Barone is indeed supposed to continue on with her television career. "The Path to 9/11" is a mini-series documenting the events which lead up to the tragic event. She can be seen here along with Donnie Wahlberg and Harvey Keitel on September 10 and 11 on ABC at 8/7c.

Her comedy pilot, however, did not get picked up, but, according to ABC president Stephen McPherson, it could be considered for a midseason replacement.

To read more about previous co-star Brad Garrett's show, click here.

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Andy Roddick is not a fan of the man purse.

The tennis star has lashed out on his website against the growing English trend.  Roddick writes "I have seen some guys walking around with man purses here in London.... anything bigger than a money clip or a wallet is to be left to your girlfriend/wife...and just so we are clear you should not be able to throw your "wallet" over a shoulder...if you have a man purse, the wall is waiting."

While Roddick may have an issue with British style he hasn't let it affect his love of London, saying " I think I feel more at home here than in any other city we travel to."

Roddick, who is in England for Wimbledon, even gives his two cents on Kevin Federline and calls him the "Butthead of the Week,"adding "He really did nothing out of the ordinary, but let's be honest, this was inevitable."

Perhaps he saw K-Fed carrying a man purse.