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It's the decision we all saw coming ... "
Two and a Half Men" has been greenlit for a 10th season.
The show's current stars --
Ashton Kutcher,
Jon Cryer and
Angus T. Jones -- are all getting raises, says
The Hollywood Reporter ... with Kutcher's salary hitting between $700k to $725k per episode.
Despite Charlie Sheen's very
public firing, the show still wrangles in 15 million viewers each week ... making it the No. 3 primetime comedy on TV.
Looks like when
Sheen called the show a
"steaming pile of s**t" ... he forgot that "s**t" makes a whole lotta money.

Angus T. Jones has seemingly come to terms with Charlie Harper's death on "
Two and a Half Men" ... telling us, "It is what it is."
Jones was at L.A. Live outside the Staples Center last night -- where he told us how the rest of the "Men" cast is reacting to
Ashton Kutcher ... and Ashton's kick ass GIANT trailer.
As for
Charlie Sheen, it seems he's still cool with Angus -- because the 17-year-old told us he'll "definitely" be watching when Sheen is roasted on Comedy Central next month.

The stage is finally set for
Charlie Harper's
funeral on "
Two and a Half Men" ... which features a tribute to the iconic WARDROBE
Charlie Sheen made famous on the show -- and TMZ has the pics!
Harper's trademark bowling shirt and shorts hang at the front of a what appears to be a chapel -- surrounded by flowers. There is no sign of a coffin or an urn.
The episode is scheduled to air on Sept. 19 -- and according to Deadline.com, the funeral will be packed with just about every memorable chick Harper nailed on the show since it began.

Looks like
Charlie Sheen's character will be six feet under when "
Two and a Half Men" returns this fall.
After TMZ reported Sheen's
Charlie Harper will be killed off ... and now, according to
Deadline.com, Harper's funeral will take place at the beginning of the September 19 show.
The episode will reportedly open with a memorial service attended by Harper's many girlfriends. Charlie's beach pad -- the home he shares with Alan and Jake -- will then go up for sale and real-life celebs are all potential buyers.
According to the report,
Ashton Kutcher's character will likely buy the house and somehow
Jon Cryer and
Angus T. Jones stay in the picture.
R.I.P.
It's barely been a month since
Charlie Sheen's face adorned the outer wall of Warner Bros. studios -- but today,
Ashton Kutcher has finally entered the picture ... with significantly less clothing.

The generic billboard -- which
replaced Charlie's old one in June -- went down an hour ago ... and in its place ... a brand new poster with the entire new cast.
Charlie who?
Charlie Harper --
Charlie Sheen's character on "
Two and a Half Men" -- will probably get a "French kiss off" from creator
Chuck Lorre. Worry not ... we'll explain.

During the last original episode that aired February 14, Harper and his stalker/neighbor Rose were headed for the airport to catch a flight to Paris.
Sources connected with the production tell TMZ ... it's likely Lorre will use the flight to rid the show of Charlie Harper once and for all. And get this -- the flight was never intended to be a cliffhanger -- it just happened that was the last episode shot before Charlie Sheen melted down.
Of course, the obvious scenario is a plane crash. But our sources say that's not going to happen because producers are not going to make the other passengers sacrificial lambs -- even though they don't really exist.
As for what Lorre is planning ... we're told it's not in cement, but Charlie Harper could bid adieu to Malibu and say bonjour to Paris.
Charlie Sheen can officially kiss
Warner Bros. goodbye, because they've officially kissed him off by taking down the "
Two and a Half Men" poster from the outer wall of the studio.

The billboard went down less than an hour ago and it was replaced by a generic logo for the show. We're told a picture of the new cast -- with
Ashton Kutcher, of course -- will follow soon.
Hey Charlie ... guess Warner Bros. wasn't bluffing.
After the storm they've weathered ... a little rain couldn't stop
Jon Cryer,
Angus T. Jones and their newest castmate
Ashton Kutcher from finally appearing TOGETHER at a
CBS party in NYC today.

The gang hit Carnegie Hall to celebrate the upcoming season of "
Two and a Half Men" ... sans
Charlie Sheen.

During the party, Ashton posted a photo of the new threesome sporting their celebration faces.
Still no word on what kind of a role Ashton will play on the show.
"
Two and a Half Men" star
Angus T. Jones gave
Maria Shriver a run for her money yesterday -- by not only parking in a red zone ... but also blocking one of the oldest-looking fire hydrants in all of L.A.

Fortunately for the
super rich 17-year-old ... he got outta there before cops took notice.
Scofflaw!!!
Using his uncanny ability to get people to
write him checks ... "
Two and a Half Men" star
Angus T. Jones brought his GF to a fund-raising event for the
Special Olympics this weekend.

The 17-year-old hit the Santa Monica Pier for the 14th annual
Pier del Sol -- an event that's benefited roughly 13,000 athletes over the past 13 years.
He usually makes
$300,000 per episode to appear on TV ... but "
Two and Half Men" star
Angus T. Jones took a big, fat pay cut to share some screen time with
Miley Cyrus a few months ago.

Jones -- who just turned 17-years-old -- guest starred on "
Hannah Montana" back in July ... and because he was a minor when he signed his contract, the docs had to be filed with the L.A. County Superior Court.
According to the paperwork, obtained by TMZ, Jones raked in a cool $2,808 -- plus he got his own dressing room -- to play an "obnoxious new kid" named T.J. on the show ... a one week working commitment.
It's chump change compared to the ridiculous scrilla he makes on "Men" ... but there are plenty of people who would gladly PAY tons money to get that close to Miley for a day.