More than four months after giving birth, Jessica Alba showed off her flat stomach and gorgeous mom curves in a hot pink bikini in Cabo this weekend.

Alba's second daughter Haven was born on August 13th.

Screw Aaron Cohen and his Israeli task force -- the best bodyguards in Hollywood are the schmos at Target.

The Target Special Task Force has run interference for Britney, but they were like Dirty Harry this weekend when Jessica Alba, Cash and little Honor wanted to "Expect More, Pay Less."

Lauren Conrad was thisclose to eating it after a night out in Hollywood -- those heels can be rough!

Also in L.A.: Dustin Hoffman claimed paternity of Angelina's babies, Sharon Stone cackled at PETA's brainscan offer, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were upstaged by a hilarious bystander, a security guard said Josh Hollaway should get a burqa, Star Jones looked good for her, JT and Jessica Biel smiled and K-Fed spent a night with his homies.

In NY: Our photog's voice cracked talking to Russell Simmons, Karina Smirnoff didn't like the idea of Lance Bass dancing with a guy on the show and Wyclef Jean showed up to a party in an electric blue pimp-mobile.