Chris Gets Crock-Blocked from Hyde
Country Crock was turned down for the first time at the super exclusive Sunset Blvd. saloon, where the derailed weeper made a good point: "If they won't let Aries Spears in, they shouldn't let me in."
At least he knows.
Britney, Please, Leave Chris Crocker Alone!
Although Crocker wouldn't tell us why he was lingering outside the video shoot, it seemed that he knew a couple of people inside. Should we expect a "She's a human!" cameo?
Chris Crocker Confuses the Homeless
The YouTube boob was decked out in pigtails and miniskirt, and shocked a Sunset Blvd. pedestrian when he revealed his gender. Don't leave poor Chris Crocker alone ... watch the video to see who got the last laugh!
Leave Iggy Alone!
With Ellen DeGeneres campaigning to get Iggy back into the home of her hairdresser, a guy by the name of Jubal is using YouTube to fight for the dog's rights. Leave her alone, she's a canine!
It's funny video, but Jubal doesn't have quite the same bite as his now infamous predecessor.
Chris Crocker: 14:58, 14:59, Ding!

Miss Crocker arrived to a T-Mobile event in Hollywood on Tuesday, dressed like a more feminine Tonya Harding after attending The Bobby Trendy School for On-Air Camera Time -- only trashier! Gimme, gimme more ... women's clothes!
While he continues to milk his 15 minutes for all they're worth, the question is: Who will film the demise -- of his fame?!
Crocker Cracks Crowd -- And Fake Paris
Crocker "performed" outside of Las Vegas hotspot Piranha (where Britney famously partied last January) and looking not unlike the current incarnation of Jenna Jameson, flashed the goods to an appreciative crowd, which thought they were waiting for Paris Hilton to make an appearance.
Click here... it's not over yet
Hack Chris Crocker Sued for Fraud

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court by Onch, which alleges that Crocker failed to meet his obligations with regard to promoting their jewelry line. In exchange for a round trip airline ticket to L.A., Onch claims Crocker agreed to exclusively wear their jewelry, do two days of press for their line -- including an in-studio photo shoot -- and attend the "Just Britney" art show.
Onch claims they suffered lost profits and their "business reputation in the media has been greatly damaged." Um, hiring Chris Crocker is not exactly the best way to make a good impression! Onch believes they are owed in excess of $1 million in damages. Good luck with that!
UPDATE: In a video post on YouTube, Chris Crocker made the following statement about the lawsuit: "Everyone wants to know, how does it feel to be sued for a million dollars? I want to ask the L.A. court system, how does it feel to be used for publicity by the guy that's trying to sue me. No further comment."
Chris Crocker and Heidi Montag

We're just sayin'.
Chris Crocker & Alexis Arquette -- Two Beautiful Blondes

The 19-year-old pancaked blonde-bobbed Britney lover hit up the Z-list fest that was the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday, and nipslipped with everyone's favorite male-to-female transgendered Arquette, Alexis! Girls will be girls!
Alexis,38, then went on to manhandle "I Love New York" cheeseball "Heat," telling him, "I have the soft taco for your hot beef filling." Make a run for the border!
































