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"Avengers"-schmavengers ...
Chris Evans says his real dream in life is much more primal -- revealing that he secretly longs to eat bark and live in the woods a la
"Man vs. Wild."The "
Captain America" Star told Details magazine he dreamed about going all Thoreau back when he was a kid ... saying, "For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that I was going to move to the woods."
But this wasn't just some pipe dream ... the movie star says he was completely committed to the idea and even practiced for the lifestyle -- explaining, "I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic, I do crazy s**t."
"I camped a lot, I took classes" ... Evans said, adding, "At 18, I told myself if I don't live in the woods by the time I'm 25, I have failed."
He's 30 now ... an A-list movie star ... and probably lives in a mansion, or six.
Sounds like a real failure to us.

"
Captain America" star
Chris Evans showed off his super buff superhero hairy chest and abs while at some sorta photo shoot at Vasquez Rocks Natural Park outside L.A. on Wednesday.
The 30-year-old knows being shirtless is his patriotic duty.
Celebrity Workouts
Wearing a tight t-shirt and prosthetic feet, a super buff
Chris Evans flaunted his jacked up physique on the set of "
Captain America" in England on Friday.

Imagine what he'll look like in Spandex.
Brian Austin Green and his damn fine fianceé Megan Fox were at LAX yesterday -- and Green was pimpin' out the new CW remake of his "Beverly Hills" days.
Also in L.A.: Frankie Muniz talked race cars, Kristi Yamaguchi did damage control, Chris Evans nixed future "Fantastic Four" movies and Kourtney Kardashian talked about taking naked photos with Kristin Cavallari.
In NY: David Schwimmer, Marilu Henner and the delicious Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
David Hasselhoff
let his chest hair run wild and free out front of Hyde. And that's not all..
Last night Hollywood was out in full force -- "Fantastic" force -- for Chris Evans' birthday party. The "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" star's party was attended by co-star Michael Chiklis, and pals Adam Brody and J.C. Chasez.
Lionel Richie said the jury was still out on Nicole's pregnancy. When asked whether or not he'd be babysitting, he responded, "maybe, I don't know.'
Andy Milonakis was spotted out front of Les Deux, where he very generously handed a homeless man a dollar bill, and advised no one in particular to "tell all the little Hollywood d-bags in training to keep it real." Takes one to know one.
Patrick Swayze was out in front of the Prince concert followed by his long-haired doppel-Swayze.
Entertainment Weekly's Must List Party brought out the cream of the crop in New York last night.
Hot actors Terrence Howard and Sam Rockwell arrived ready to party. Divas Nelly Furtado and Xtina showed up, hot on the heels of the release of their newest singles. Xtina performed a hot and steamy set for the celebrity crowd.
"Fantastic Four"s Chris Evans joked about his "Nanny Diaries" co-star Scarlett Johanson and gave us an update on the new "Fantastic Four" movie. A playful Robert Downey Jr. tried to hide from photogs behind the backdrop, while Scott Speedman became the photogs' best friend by snagging two gift bags for them.
April 13, 2006 12:05PM ET

Mood was packed with stars last night as
'The Fantastic Four's' Chris Evans and comedian Chris Kattan were among the bevy of stars at the Hollywood hot spot. And for all you 'Sopranos' fans -- see if you can spot Federico Castelluccio, aka Furio Giunta.
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