Here's Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at an event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Martin Short as Ed Grimley on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day (right).


Totally decent.

We're just sayin'.

While heading to practice in L.A. on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo flashed his pimped out gold World Traveler Watch featuring four different time zones on its face.



Ronaldo knows what time it is.

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, World Cup-winning Spanish goalie Iker Casillas, Team USA captain Landon Donovan and icon David Beckham jokingly posed holding each other's jerseys at a press conference in L.A. on Tuesday.


Question is ... 

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his smokin' hot model girlfriend Irina Shayk turned up the heat on the beach in Portugal by wrapping their tone, tan and wet bodies around each other.



It's rough being beautiful.

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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has a strange custom -- keeping smoking hot SI Swimsuit Issue covergirl Irina Shayk 10 feet behind him. Closer than we'll ever get, but dude ... really?



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Not bad, right?

With no playoff game to prep for this weekend, Chad Ochocinco jetted over to Spain this week ... and went on a double date with the most famous futbol player on the planet ... Cristiano Ronaldo.



We're told Chad and his lady, Evelyn Lozada, hooked up with Ronaldo and his lady, Irina Shayk, at a De Maria restaurant in Madrid.

No word on who paid for the meal.

Hot futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his even hotter girlfriend Irina Shayk were spotted being hot together in Spain on Thursday.


Together they are on team Unreal Madrid.

Seriously.

Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo left a female soccer fan hysterical in the streets of Manhattan last night after he ignored her autograph requests.


Ronaldo, who is in the States after Portugal was ousted from the World Cup, simply rushed past the girl and into his waiting cab -- and then didn't acknowledge her as she screamed at him from outside the taxi, holding a soccer ball with the flag of Portugal on it.

NYC might be going through a massive heat wave, but that was still kinda cold.