This video is Not Safe For your Breakfast! Fake Paris and "stylist" Daniel DiCriscio have found love -- with each other!


In a pairing sure to rival the appeal of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen, the extremely awkward duo showed up at Koi together last night and proceeded to make out in front of the cameras.

Though Natalie Reid, aka Fake Paris, barely let him kiss her cheek before dinner (she's classy like that), the two were feeling loose after some sushi and had graduated to open mouth, possibly tongue action. That's not hot.

Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-ego Bruno better watch his back -- there's one angry hairdresser on the hunt for his ass ... and not in the way he'd like.

TMZ caught that train wreck of a stylist Daniel DiCriscio out in Hollywood last night, and instead of spewing his usual ridiculous venom towards fellow Anna Nicole Smith foot-licker Bobby Trendy, DiCriscio went off on Sacha for hoodwinking him into being on "Da Ali G Show." Spotting an opportunity for publicity, DiCriscio went on a tirade for the cameras saying, "It's gonna be payback time! You f**ked with me, get f**king ready, man!"

Just in case you're actually wondering what he's talking about, DiCriscio was the subject of an interview with Cohen's flamboyant fashion expert Bruno, where the so-called "Makeover Messiah" was asked how he would upgrade the look of the original Messiah, Jesus Christ. Daniel's advice? Ripped jeans, some flat-ironed hair and a wind machine. Genius.

Don't mess with Bobby Trendy, or the Pink Mafia may come after you!


Bobby and sworn enemy Daniel DiCriscio battled once more outside a party for portrait artist Sham Ibrahim. As Daniel wailed on an uncharacteristically quiet Bobby, a luscious pink-clad friend of Bobby's came to his defense, asking DiCriscio, "Have you ever been whooped by a drag queen? My balls are bigger than yours, sweetie!"

Barbi Twins Shane and Sia, along with pals Daniel DiCriscio and Chyna Doll joined an animal rights protest in LA on Friday in support of stricter pet food laws. It was a wacky menagerie hoping to protect their precious pooches.

Dressed, as they explained, as dead black cats because it was Friday the 13th and they wanted to represent "the unlucky animals that died," Shane and Sia talked about the death of their beloved pet kitty who fell ill from poisoned pet food, and encouraged pet lovers to think more about what they feed their Fidos.

It's a royal confrontation, girl!

Celebrity image consultant Daniel DiCriscio wanted to make sure that everyone was aware of his dislike for interior decorator/princess Bobby Trendy, during their "appearance" at the Reality Cares Presents "Reality All-Stars" benefiting Operation Smile event this weekend. Daniel got the animosity off his freshly waxed chest and got in the made-up face of glittering Bobby, who was not havin' any of it, hon! His lip gloss be poppin'!

The warring style shrews eventually made peace -- for the children -- and Daniel carried Miss Trendy off to the ball.

There's no better way to get some much-needed attention these days than by championing Paris Hilton -- just ask Daniel DiCriscio!

DiCriscio, a "celebrity image consultant" known more for calling Bobby Trendy a "cheap Chinese buffet" than anything else, showed up to Lynwood jail this weekend, where the Zarf-alike waited in line in hopes of visiting Paris. DiCriscio even took to the press podium and gave an impromptu conference about his visit -- revealing little, since he never saw the incarcerated heiress!

So how does this semi-trainwreck know the Hilton clan? He says he's friends with Nicky's godmother, who TMZ uncovered as Faye Resnick -- infamous friend of Nicole Simpson, who testified against OJ in the murder trial, and more recently did the interior design for Paris' pad.

It's a small -- and twisted -- world after all.

Anna Nicole Smith's lip-glossed and bejeweled buddy Bobby Trendy is fighting back at her (Anna's) former hairdresser -- using flattery as a weapon. Move over, Trump and Rosie!

In one of the most ludicrous fights caught on tape, Trendy went off on a wacky 10-minute rant against stylist Daniel DiCriscio, calling Daniel the wrong name and comparing DiCriscio's opinion to his own ass, while offering him a "fame bone." Trendy's tirade is something that truly must be seen to be fully understood.

Trendy's most bizarre moment -- donning a DiCriscio-inspired blonde wig while showing off an over-sized Barbie he styled to look like his new arch-rival.

The catfight between the two started when Trendy was cast as himself in the upcoming Anna Nicole Smith biopic. DiCriscio then told TMZ he believed Bobby's character shouldn't even be in the flick because Anna never liked him.