David Arquette SCHOOLED a bunch of rehabbers in L.A. this week ... in more ways than one -- showing off his filthy skills on the basketball court ... then teaching them a thing or two about staying sober.
Sources tell TMZ, several inpatients from a place called Chabad Residential Treatment Center hit up Pan Pacific Park Tuesday for a pick-up basketball game -- but when they arrived, they realized they were short one player.
According to sources, Arquette was standing nearby at the time and noticed they needed a fill-in -- so he offered up his services.
Needless to say, Arquette -- who's famously nasty on the court -- mopped up with his team, who then informed him they were from the local rehab center.
Arquette was moved ... and according to sources, the actor -- who's celebrating 14 months sober himself-- gave them some sage advice about staying clean. It was pretty awesome.
Proving they are the happiest separated couple in Hollywood, David Arquette celebrated his first full year of sobriety by eating dinner with Courteney Cox at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night.
Arquette had checked himself into treatment on January 1, 2011 to deal with "alcohol and other issues."
As for the marriage ... the couple separated back in October 2010 ... but never actually filed for divorce.
Recently, Dave started dating a new girl ... and judging by the fact Courteney came to dinner last night ... seems she's cool with it.
"Dancing with the Stars" dudes David Arquette, Val Chmerkovsiy and Chaz Bono busted a move before last night's competition and showed off their bare chests.
David Arquette is donating his "Dancing with the Stars" gift basket to Habitat for Humanity. Big deal you say? Well it is, 'cause the goodies are worth $50,000.
The basket contains luggage, jewelry, spa treatments, skin care products, sheepskin boots, Swedish men's clothing, weight loss products, handbags, eyelash care products and bikini waxes.
David showed up to the rehearsal studio a few minutes ago, to meet his partner for the first time. We're told he's hooking up -- professionally, in a dancing sort of way -- with Kym Johnson.
The chick David Arquette nailed during his break from Courteney Cox couldn't have been too "shocked" when her sex tape went public ... because she had been SHOPPING IT herself for months!!
Sources close to Jasmine Waltz tell TMZ ... the 28-year-old and her manager set up a meeting with porn giant Vivid Entertainment last year hoping to lock up a deal to star in her own XXX video ... and she even SIGNED A CONTRACT!
We're told Waltz agreed to a deal that would pay her $60k up front PLUS 25% of the "back end" profits ... plus Waltz would have been able to personally select the "male talent."
But after Waltz signed the deal, sources tell us, things went sour ... and somehow Jasmine's "private" homemade XXX flick surfaced on her own website, realjasmine.com ... and not with Vivid.
Waltz had released a statement saying, "I'm absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day."
Courteney Cox just crashed the Howard Stern show this morning ... while her estranged husband David Arquette was in the studio ... and admitted there were problems with the marriage because David was so obsessed with having sex with her.
For the first time since they announced their split, Cox and Arquette gave a joint explanation about their break-up ... and Courteney explained, "Whenever I would like need consoling from David ... he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner."
Howard responded, "I think I know what you're saying ... in other words, you'd like to know you're not always the sex object." Courteney agreed.
When Stern asked if the two would ever get back together -- David made it clear he WANTED to reconcile ... but Courteney insisted they were better off apart.
Courteney also told Howard she has not had sex with anyone since the split -- including her "Cougar Town" co-stars.
It's been 100 days since David Arquette took his last sip of the Devil's juice ... and this morning, the actor went on Twitter to brag about it!
Arquette -- who checked himself into rehab for “alcohol and other issues” back in January -- tweeted, "I have 100 days of Sobriety today!!! Life is beautiful.:D”
Courteney Cox (who recently split with hubby David Arquette) vacations in the Caribbean with one of her hot male co-stars -- and a TMZ staffer fails to even notice the guy in the picture? Naah, never!
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