
There is nothing remotely scary about "
American Horror Story" hunk
Dylan McDermott.
Here's the 32-year-old "Steel Magnolias" star back in 1993 (
left) -- and 18 years later, the 50-year-old at an event in L.A. recently (
right).
"Practice" makes perfect.
Dylan McDermott is having major trouble selling his L.A. home and has had to slash over $4 million from the initial asking price.
The former "Practice" star listed the 4 bedroom/3 bath Brentwood home for $11 million in August, but still hasn't had any takers even after chopping
20% off the price to just under $9 million back in January. Now he's marked the 3/4 acre property even further to $6.9 million. No doubt his ex-wife Shiva Rose is eager for her share of the sale too.
In 1999, Dylan originally bought the 4,000 square foot home for $3.9 million from
Melanie Griffith and
Antonio Banderas.
The recession is a bitch ... for everyone.
Depending on the way you look at it... if you buy Dylan McDermott's home right now, you'll either be saving $2 mil or losing $9 mil.

McDermott has chopped off almost 20% of the $11 million pricetag his Brentwood (L.A.) pad boasted back in August -- it was listed last week at a smidgen under $9 mil, according to
Realtor.com. We're guessing that
pesky divorce from wife Shiva Rose may have something to do with it.
Fun Facts: The house -- which is one block from where OJ's infamous Brentwood home used to be -- was sold to Dylan in '99 by Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas ... who bought it in '97 from Michelle Pfeiffer.

That's right ladies, Dylan McDermott will officially be a single man on January 2, 2009. The countdown begins!
Dylan and Shiva Rose McDermott had been married since 1995 and have two daughters together.
The two separated in 2007 -- Dylan filed papers in June of this year.
Courteney Cox Arquette's never had this kind of attention -- oh yeah, it probably helps that she was having dinner with John Mayer and Jen Aniston, who snuck out unnoticed.
Also in L.A.: Lindsay got swarmed, Santino Rice was happy to be noticed, James Denton was confident he'd be back on "Desperate Housewives," Dylan McDermott celebrated being single and Tara Reid was back on the party circuit.
In NY: Posh was her usual silent self and Donatella Versace went out with rail-thin daughter Allegra.
Dylan McDermott, better known as, "oh yeah, that guy," from "The Practice" and a bunch of other canceled shows, has officially pulled the plug on his marriage.

McDermott and actress wife Shiva Rose were married for nearly 12 years before separating in March of 2007. The couple, who cited irreconcilable differences for the split, has two kids together -- Dylan is asking for joint custody.
Dylan McDermott's Porsche was the victim of an unfortunate hit and run -- returning to his car after dinner to find the side mirror dangling from the door!
He was severely bummed, but at least the other driver left a note.
The same guy who was spotted telling Roy Scheider, "I know where you live," was caught hugging Cuba Gooding, Jr. just a few hours earlier. Who
doesn't he know?!
"Big Shot" hottie Dylan McDermott had a hankering for Italian last night, TMZ spotted him getting take out at Il Sole. Ne-Yo opted for sushi at Koi and James Blunt spent the night at Les Deux after his sold-out concert at the El Rey.
In New York: Queen Latifah, Usher, Jamie Foxx and The Rock were all caught leaving the Mandrian while fine young thing Channing Tatum chatted up our camera guy -- between filming scenes on "Fighting" with Terrence Howard.
All this and more in today's "veal parmigiana to go" edition of Star Catcher.