Here's alleged sex symbol Fabio in West Hollywood the other day (left) -- and Jennifer Aniston in NYC last year (right).



One has lovely hair.

We're just sayin'.

Fabio Lanzoni says he's doing "great" --- even if the Ferrari he crashed last weekend isn't.


The "Not Butter" pitchman was at Cafe Med last night, where he once again blamed brake failure for the smash up of World Class Driving's pricey ride. WCD says brakes were not the issue -- but that's Fabio's story and he's stickin' to it.

Fabio's "failed brakes" excuse didn't cut it with the owners of the Ferrari he crashed this weekend -- because they just released a statement saying the car wasn't to blame for the accident.



World Class Driving's statement: "After preliminary investigation, World Class Driving found the car was in excellent working condition prior to the incident and that brake failure was not an issue."

And to make matters more interesting, WCD also said: "The car in question also has computer data logging that is in the process of being checked to determine what caused the incident."

Fabio clearly no longer has the Midas touch. He insists the cause of yesterday's Ferrari crash was brake failure.



A rep for Fabio just gave us a jingle, claiming Mr. F was driving the $300,000 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano during a sanctioned event for World Class Driving, when he hit the brake pedal on the dreaded Mulholland Drive and... nothing.

And Fabio's rep says there's a witness -- an unnamed passenger in the car who heard Fab scream "I have no brakes," and then... crash.

Fabio has clearly made a deal with the devil -- he's reputedly "49" and still surrounded by an Italian harem.

When not having birds smack him in the face while riding rollercoasters or fighting with George Clooney in restaurants, 49-year-old Italian cheese ball Fabio likes to take his luxurious, blown-out weave to the gym.

Fabs knows he has to look good for the seven women and one man out there still buying romance novels.

He first started doing ads for the butter substitute in 1995 -- 13 years later, we still can't believe it.

Fabio's schnoz was once famously marauded by a bird on a roller coaster -- but now he says the goose tale is completely bogus.

His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.

Unless you're a member of the Village People, the whole leather jacket and no shirt look is generally a no-no. No one has told Fabio. Can you believe how buttery this leather is?

Nik Richie at DirtyScottsdale.com caught the Lady-killin', Clooney-sparrin', fake butter sellin' celebumodel impressing one club boy with his pectacular chest during a recent visit to desert hotspot E4.

Oh, the hotness.

It was another blondetabulous week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Britney's puckers puffed, Puff Daddy put on a fresh pelt, Lindsay Lohan joined the Young Hollywood Jailbird Club, Fabio took in two handfuls of "Heroes," and Amy Winehouse fell further into the rabbit hole. Click on in and get yourself reblondered!
Not enough? Take a trip back two weeks ago ... for free!

Move over Matt Damon -- Fabio's clearly the sexiest man alive these days -- and he's got the arm candy to prove it!

Scoring a photo-op with Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere and getting into a fight with an uptight George Clooney in the same month. Matt is the sexiest man alive? We can't believe it's not Fabio!