George Hamilton delivered a major slap to the face of all non-tan people everywhere, when he admitted his vote come November may be determined by the color of his skin.

When did George Hamilton have Siamese twins?!


The uber-tanned former "Dynasty" star went on a bizarre, unprovoked rant about his fictional family -- made up of "six or seven children all over." For the record, Hamilton only has two sons ... that we know about.

"Grindhouse" gal Rosario Dawson was outside of Chateau Marmont on Saturday night, unafraid to flash a wacky face for photogs. Say cheese, pussycat!


Also in L.A.: Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor and Robert Downey, Jr. posed for a group pic, while Mr. Chow fed George "The Tan" Hamilton, gunslinger Clint Eastwood and comedian Jerry Seinfeld. "Species" alien Natasha Henstridge almost ate it on a hill, and Christina Milian was hipster-hot on Sunset.

All this and more in todays "shape-shifting" edition of Star Catcher!

TMZ was first to report that George Hamilton was a front-runner to grab Bob Barker's stick mic as the replacement "Price is Right" host ... but now it seems that the perennially tan Hamilton may have been beached.

New sources tell TMZ that John O'Hurley is the leader of the pack, saying, "He auditioned and they loved him!" Reps from CBS declined to comment on either of the candidates. O'Hurley, best known as Mr. Peterman on "Seinfeld," has appeared as host on numerous shows, including Mrs. America, the Emmys and "Family Feud." He also showed that he has all the right moves on the first season of "Dancing with the Stars." Spin that wheel!

Perhaps they should all just play a competition round of Plinko!

UPDATE -- Or maybe not. Sources now tell TMZ that O'Hurley loves doing "Family Feud," "hated" doing "Price is Right," and would only take the gig if producers paid him a ton of money!

Could this all be a ploy to drive down the asking price of the two guys that really, really want the gig (Mark Steines and Todd Newton)?

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Through his rep, John O'Hurley tells TMZ, "I would be honored to be considered to take over for Bob Barker and replace someone that I admire so much." His rep adds that Hurley didn't hate doing "Price is Right" -- in fact, he has never even hosted it!

Ladies, George Hamilton could be yours -- if the price is right.

The world's most perfectly tanned man was on the prowl in Hollywood last night, bragging about a certain indecent proposal he received from the husband of a 60-year-old woman. George claims he turned down a $60,000 offer to please the man's wife saying, "what do you think I am, some sort of prostitute ... pay me a hundred and I'll do it."

Fear not perverts, we're not talking about sex, the deal was for a ballroom dance. However ...

George Hamilton is cashing in his chips, spending what limited time he may have awaiting certain diagnosis of melanoma hocking low-fat chips. Nice, George, you're saving the arteries of millions of people.

In just another quirky ... er... ironic, ok, gross turn of advertising genius, Nabisco has tapped sun worshipper George Hamilton as spokesman for its newest product toasted-and-not-fried chip. On June 27, George appeared in the "No-Fry Zone" clad in a fluffy robe and kicking off the low-fat ad campaign to onlookers in southern California's Hermosa Beach. 

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