Smokin' hot Eva Longoria had the crowd fired up at a Vegas nightclub this weekend, thinking they were about to get a private dance show ... instead they got an eyeful of George Lopez.

Here's what went down ... Eva was partying at Club Nikki at The Tropicana in Vegas Saturday night after hosting a charity fundraiser for Latino children with cancer.

Things started to get freaky when both George and Eva climbed up on a table ... you gotta see what happens next.

George Lopez wasn't afraid to talk about his show getting canceled on "Lopez Tonight" yesterday -- but he told the crowd that he was being fired because of the color of his skin.

Lopez -- whose voice was featured in the "Smurfs" movie -- was talking about how Sony has greenlit a "Smurfs" sequel during his monologue ... and quipped, "So today I lost some work because I'm brown, but I got some work because I'm blue!"

Is Lopez REALLY blaming race ... or was he just trying to crack a bad joke?

George Lopez' TBS TV show has been cancelled, but there's an even bigger story here -- that Conan O'Brien is failing at the network.

TBS just announced the last show will air tomorrow night.  It's been on the air for 2 seasons.

Now the bigger story.  It looks like Conan did to George what Jay Leno did to Conan.  You'll recall, when Jay Leno came back to NBC, his 10 PM show tanked and killed Conan's ratings. 

Well Lopez had the 11 PM time slot for its first season, but then when Conan came to TBS a year ago he took over the 11 PM slot and Lopez moved to midnight -- meaning George was relying on Conan to deliver a good lead-in.

But when the change was made, George's audience plummeted 40%.

On Monday, Conan pulled in an anemic 0.5 rating in the key demographic (18 - 49) with 715,000 viewers -- and that's a pretty typical day.  George's ratings hovered around 0.2, with 400,000 viewers. 

Short story -- Nobody's watching.

George Lopez is officially back on el mercado ... TMZ has learned his divorce from the valiant Ann Serrano has been finalized.



Serrano had filed for divorce back in November -- citing "irreconcilable differences" ... and according to court documents filed this afternoon, the marriage is officially over and out.

 The two had been married for 17 years and have one minor daughter together.

George Lopez scored a HUGE interview last night with Arnold Schwarzenegger's mistress Mildred "Patty" Baena -- and we gotta say ... she was looking better than ever.


Thanks to the people at "Lopez Tonight" for the hilarious clip.

Ron Artest is getting back into the rap game -- dropping a brand new mixtape inspired by one of his favorite things ... PEANUT BUTTA!!!!!!
 


Artest's new mix tape is set to be released during NBA All-Star weekend -- featuring a TON of big rappers like Nas, Gucci Mane, Birdman ... and George Lopez?!?

He's still G.Lo from the block.

Michael Jackson's eldest kid Prince Michael Jackson got the royal treatment at last night's Lakers game in L.A.



Everyone from George Lopez and Khloe Kardashian to Ron Artest made sure they greeted the 13-year-old and his uncle Jackie Jackson.

Not bad.

Camille Grammer is changing her tune about Kelsey's alleged cross-dressing -- telling George Lopez the whole thing was a big joke .... but Camille isn't telling the truth.


Truth is ... TMZ knows Camille has told members of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" cast repeatedly ... Kelsey loved to wear women's clothes.  Some people on the set say Camille dripped of bitterness over the divorce, and would tell anyone who would listen about Kelsey.

Camille made her latest comment on "Lopez Tonight" last night.

It took less than 24 hours for George Lopez to pull out of the 2018 election -- dude now claims he was only kidding when he announced his plan to run for the mayor of Los Angeles yesterday.



After declaring his mayoral intentions on "Good Day L.A." -- and then reconfirming his intentions during an interview with the Associated Press -- Lopez has now FLIP-FLOPPED ... insisting the whole thing was a big joke.

Shocking, considering he may have had a real shot at the job -- plus he already gave himself a political nickname ... "Lobama."

  

George Lopez says he's gonna run for mayor of Los Angeles in eight years ... background check willing!



Lopez made the big announcement on FOX's "Good Day L.A." this morning -- saying, "If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be governor ... why can't George Lopez be the mayor of Los Angeles?"

Fair point.