Oh wait, it's actually Geri Halliwell in London earlier this week.

She's no prison spice.

While in St. Tropez with her boyfriend, Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice made sure her perky girls were safely secured within her red bikini.



The 38-year-old was, appropriately enough, on a motorboat.

Here is Lindsay Lohan striking a lucid pose at some event in late 2009 (left) -- and Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell backstage at a Save Haiti event (right) this week.


Only one of them is almost 40-years-old.

We're just sayin'.

Mother of one/former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell showed off her sick six-pack while sunnin' herself on a boat yesterday in St. Tropez.


Wannabe this in shape?

When babies drop other people's crap, it's the mom's duty to pick it up, right?

Yeah, someone should teach Geri Halliwell that lesson.

Geri Halliwell's latest man is a futuristic melding of Enrique Iglesias crossbred with the villain from "Octopussy," as styled by Philip Michael Thomas. Approach gingerly!

The Spice Girl's latest conquest is Russian billion-heir Evgeny Lebedev, son of former KGB spy Alexander Lebedev, who became one of Russia's richest men -- and according to Forbes is the 194th richest person in the world with a net worth of $3.5 billion. The younger Lebedev, for his part, has been named the third most eligible bachelor in London, and according to a report in the Daily Mail, he recently threw a 35th-birthday party for Ginger, complete with red-wigged Ginger-alikes singing a medley of her "greatest hits."

The pair was introduced by yet another Russian billionaire, oilman/soccer magnate Roman Abramovich, who once courted Spice-boy David Beckham for his Chelsea football club.

The Spice Girls reunion tour doesn't start until December, but there's a part of Geri Halliwell that's already rockin' -- her abs!

Ginger showed off her taut tummy in a white bikini, while jet skiing in St. Tropez on Saturday. Spice up your life!

Today is Geri's birthday. She turns an alleged 35-years-old. Zigazig HA!

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Pop your spyglass and check it out! Whale ho!

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Posh, Baby and Ginger regrouped last night ... but the Spices were only sprinkled for dinner.

Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell had paparazzi going nuts last night in London, where the UK's most famous girlbanders dropped into Nobu for a bite.

It's safe to say the girls weren't there to discuss "Spice World 2."

Geri Halliwell could use a few skating lessons.

The former Spice Girl took a nasty spill at the Natural History Museum Ice Rink in London, while fellow Spicemate Victoria Beckham looked on. Ginger skated with Posh's son Brookyln as Posh fed Ginger's baby daughter Bluebell.

Doesn't Posh look thrilled?

While Victoria Beckham is busy pissing off photographers and spreading bad fashion, her Spice Girls cohort, Geri Halliwell, is busy trying to save the world.

The artist formerly known as Ginger Spice visited Zambia in November with the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) to raise awareness of the country's HIV pandemic. Halliwell has been a Goodwill Ambassador for the UNFPA since leaving the Girl Power-ed group in 1999.

Beckham, on the other hand, recently made headlines for appearing emaciated, attending the TomKat wedding, and starting a fight with photo agencies. Tosh, Posh.