Here's the original Lady GaGa, 61-year-old Grace Jones (left), doing her thing at a concert in NYC Thursday night -- and the Heat Miser (right), from the 1974 Christmas classic "The Year Without a Santa Claus."


Only one of them slept with James Bond.

We're just sayin'!

While boarding a ship in Sydney on Monday, celebukook Grace Jones modeled the latest in crazazy by donning this paramilitary Mrs. Roper Rorschach inkblot muumuu.

It's always Halloween in Grace Jonesland.

Wearing some sort of horned mask headscarf thing, the insanely fabulous 60-year-old (!) singer/actress/loon pulled up to the bumper of a London award show on Monday.

There is no point in trying to understand, just drink it all in.

One can only imagine what goes on in the demented mind of spectacular model/singer/whacktress Grace Jones.

With her Pharaoh headgear, body glitter and clown makeup, the fierce, unmonitored 60-year-old piece of work drank champers after a performance in London on Thursday. No word on exactly what that "performance" entailed.

Eccentric singer/actress/loon Grace Jones hitched a ride through a Brazilian airport on Saturday. May day!

Perhaps tired from lugging her Louis Vuitton trunk all around the world, the 59-year-old diva arrived in Sao Paulo and rested her weary bones in a wheelchair. Pull up to the bumper!

Fabulous Grace isn't weird -- she's just Strangé!

Singer/actress and all around freak Grace Jones showed up to an art opening in London on Thursday looking like something a demented cat dragged in.

Sporting many layers of dark clothes, a hat that appears to be a cross between a beret and a dish rag, and her signature possessed facial expressions, the former Bond girl proved there's never a dull moment when Ms. Jones is in the house.

Normally we wouldn't condone this kind of behavior, but Jones' brand of insanity is secretly fabulous, so we say keep up the good work Gracie!

Model/singer/actress Grace Jones went all Conan the Destroyer on photographers last night outside a "Guys and Dolls" after-party in London. Jones, dressed in a see-through shirt, Smurf-like hat and sunglasses (at night), emerged from the party and gave a beating to one of the photogs waiting outside.

The photographer, Max Butterworth, was "affectionately" slapped by Jones and then she proceeded to try to kiss and cuddle the poor soul. Jones, who was at the event with fiancé Viscount Wimborne, then flipped everybody off and adjusted her breast for all to see before taking off.

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