Nothing says America like a buxom blonde in a bikini by a pool for no reason at all -- to wit, we present to you Holly Madison at Wet Republic in Las Vegas.


From sea to shining sea.

Doing their best Madame Tussauds impersonation, former "Girls Next Door" Barbie doll Holly Madison, 30, and a very stoic Mr. Las Vegas  Wayne Newton, 68, showed off their heat retardant veneers while posing for pics in the blazing Sin City sun on Thursday.

It's good to see Holly Madison didn't let the small children in a candy store stop her from doing anything suggestive this weekend.


Holly showed off her sweet tooth (literally and figuratively) at the Sugar Factory in Las Vegas this weekend.

Might be the first time anyone in Vegas swallowed a worm without a bottle of tequila.

It's the moment every hot girl fears -- when they can't use their powers of hotness to finagle their way into a fancy nightclub ... and it finally happened to Holly Madison.

Hugh Hefner's former GF was rejected by security at Body English in Las Vegas on Sunday night -- because according to them, Holly tried sneaking her way into the club with a few friends -- one of whom was underage (and probably really hot).

Once security caught on, they were all shown the door -- marking the first and only time a group of hot chicks were turned away from a Vegas nightclub.

Post-Hefner, a slightly less trampy Holly Madison is emerging -- because girl's getting her Playboy tramp stamp removed!


Here's Holly this past weekend at the Wet Republic at the MGM (left), and the same pink bunny tattoo back in '05 (right).

This is one move we can really get behind.

The true unofficial start of summer: Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson doing what they do second best. Hef's exes sat around the pool at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand yesterday, half naked.

There are a lot of stupid World Records out there -- most rattlesnakes in one mouth, really? -- but here's one we can really get behind: The largest bikini parade ever, led by Holly Madison yesterday in Vegas.

Criss Angel has finally completed his first good magic trick -- he's made Holly Madison disappear from Playboy.

We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist.

Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. If only Angel would follow suit.

You won't see Hugh Hefner around if his ex Holly marries that magical d-bag Criss Angel, cause outside One Sunset Hef declared he wants nothing to do with those people. Remember, you're never too old to talk smack.

Oh yeah -- that chick next to him, totally wearing a see-thru dress.

It might seem obvious -- but when Holly Madison was asked which one of her men is the better lover, she was forced to choose between the douche bag paying for her dinner -- or the old bag who signs her checks.

Robin Leach is not amused.