Here's 26-year-old celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne at some event in NYC last night (left) -- and Donald Trump's first ex-wife Ivana Trump back in 2008 (right).


At least one of them is stuck in the '80s.

We're just sayin'.

Ivana Trump proved she was a golden girl by soaking her bikini-clad bronzed flesh in the waters off St. Barts on Monday.



The 60-year-old socialite knows how to keep it together.

Ivana Trump was forced to make an emergency exit from an airplane today in Florida -- as in, she was escorted off the flight by Palm Beach County sheriff's deputies.

According to cops, Trump -- who was sitting in first class -- became upset when a few innocent, screaming children started running up and down the aisle.

Trump allegedly started hurling curse words in front of the hyper tykes ... and when flight attendants tried to calm her down, she flipped out even more.

That's when Palm Beach County sheriff's deputies say they showed up and kindly asked her to get off the plane -- but Ivana refused, so they escorted her off.

Ivana wasn't arrested or charged for the incident.

Socialite Ivana Trump, 60, got chummy with a horse in Spain a few days ago.


She's a beaut.

Former models Ivana Trump and Beverly Johnson basked in each other's natural glows at a fashion show in NYC on Tuesday.



Only one was the first black woman to appear on the cover of Vogue.

We're just sayin'.

Believe it or not, but only one of these wigged out, pancaked and overly done ladies is actually a man.



The others are Star Jones, Ivana Trump and Denise Rich. We think.

A day before 59-year-old Ivana Trump revealed she separated from Rossano Rubicondi -- her much younger husband she married in April -- the Euro gold digger entrepreneur was snapped macking on a couple of chicks in Italy.

Ivana says they actually separated three months ago but kept it quiet. Until now.

Like a wolf in sheep's clothing, domesticated cougar queen Ivana Trump tried unsuccessfully to go unnoticed ... by wearing a leopard print dress?!

Being married to a boytoy 24 years younger didn't stop the 59-year-old Czech blonde from roaming the wilds of Manhattan last night.

Ooh, fashion disaster! Actress Michelle Trachtenberg and the former Mrs. Donald Trump, Ivana, showed up at the Just Cavalli flagship store opening in NYC on Friday -- wearing virtually the same dress!

While the former "Buffy" star looked slim and stylish in her deep green frock, Queen Ivana was literally bustin' out of her royal blue number. Czech, please!

Ivana Trump was in St. Bart's this weekend -- revealing more than you wanna know.

The 57-year-old former Mrs. Trump jumped into the water in what appears to be an hydraulic pink belted orthopedic bikini.

Too bad Donald's combover couldn't cover this up! Czech, puh-leeze!