Jack Nicholson
'I'd Rather Drink Bleach'
Than Go to the Super Bowl
Jack Nicholson has never been one to mince words ... the notion of going to the Super Bowl this Sunday makes him nauseous.
Nicholson grabbed some dinner with CSI minx Marg Helgenberger -- no they're not dating ... just old friends -- and a photog asked the die-hard Lakers fan if he was going to the big game.
Jack's answer is shocking, but then again, it is Indianapolis (kidding).
Charlie Sheen's New TV Show -- 'Anger Management'

Sources directly involved in the project say the man who is making it all happen is uber-producer Joe Roth, who produced and owns the screenplay to the 2003 movie, "Anger Management."
We're told Charlie's character will stray a bit from the movie role. The plan as of now -- Charlie's character will be an ex-jock who got his master's degree in social work during the offseason. He becomes a counselor to defendants in the criminal justice system with anger management problems. But, of course, Charlie's character will have anger issues of his own.
We're told the deal with Lionsgate is not done, but is in the final stages of negotiations. And we're told, there is no deal with a network to air the show -- at least not yet.
Roth has worked with Charlie on 5 projects, including "Major League," "Young Guns" and "Three Musketeers."
Mysterious Lakers Super Fan -- WHO ARE YOU???
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Nicholson to Oksana's Dude: You Don't Know Jack

We know Kristian Otto Herzog -- a twice-convicted felon who impersonated a cop with a loaded firearm -- told Mel Gibson's baby mama he would protect her free of charge, because Jack was graciously covering the bills.
Herzog showed Oksana this photo -- posted on his Facebook page -- to show he's done work for Nicholson in the past. The photo was taken at The Ivy restaurant. But we're told Nicholson doesn't know Herzog from Adam ... and Herzog just inserted himself in the photo as Jack was leaving the restaurant.
Herzog has become Oksana's key adviser who is now calling all the shots. TMZ broke the story ... Judge Scott Gordon issued a restraining order Monday against Herzog, ruling he posed a danger to baby Lucia and prohibited him from going near her.
Jack Nicholson's Daughter -- As Good As It Gets

While shooting a film on the beach in Hawaii on Tuesday, the gorgeous, bikini-clad, spray tanned 19-year-old showed off her God-given talents.
You can't handle her truth.
Laura Bush & Delta Burke -- Jokers

All three have got killer smiles.
We're just sayin'.
Awesome Triple at Yankee Stadium

At least two of them probably make more than Jeter, but the real question ...
Jack Nicholson -- View from the Bottom

The 72-year-old knows what he likes when he sees it.
Jack Nicholson Hangs with Jesus?

Check out the pics -- Jack definitely wasn't as buoyant.
Jack Nicholson Sleeps Around ... Town

Jack Nicholson took a break from dancing, smoking in the water and flashing his moobs to nap on a plot of grass on the sidewalk in France today.
When the 72-year-old's gotta go, he's gotta go.


































