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Jeff Goldblum just got a restraining order against the woman he claims has been stalking him since 2001.
An L.A. County judge granted a temporary restraining order today against
Linda Ransom ... after Goldblum claimed she constantly followed him in public, showed up at his house uninvited, and appeared on multiple occasions at his stage performances in NYC and L.A.
Goldblum stated in legal docs, "I am frightened of Ms. Ransom and feel she poses a serious threat to my personal safety."
As TMZ previously reported ... Goldblum
filed for a restraining order back in 2010 against Ransom -- around the time she was being released from a mental institution -- but the judge shut him down, saying she needed to make a "fresh threat" before an order would be granted.
Jeff Goldblum's lawyer went to court today and asked for a restraining order against a woman who's about to get out of a mental institution -- a woman who has been stalking him since 2001 ... but the judge refused to issue an order, telling Goldblum's lawyer he had to wait for her to create a fresh threat.
Linda Ransom -- who has been arrested 5 times for trespass, stalking, etc. -- is just days away from getting out of a mental institution after being declared incompetent in 2009.
Goldblum (above, driving in L.A. today) -- who had a restraining order against Ransom which expired while Ransom was locked up -- was just notified Ransom is days away from getting out, so he had his lawyer go to court today and ask the judge for a new order.
But the judge decided there was no need for a new order, and that Goldblum should just wait until she gets out of the mental institution and threatens him again.
Scary.
Now we know how
Jeff Goldblum scores all those hot chicks: He's got moves most can only dream of ... or at least his ears do.

The "
Jurassic Park" star showed off his "special" wiggling skills last night outside
Madeo.
If he can do that with his ear....
Jeff Goldblum, 56, scored himself a new GF -- one who was barely a fetus when "
Earth Girls Are Easy" came out.

The girl is 21-year-old
Tania Raymonde, who played Ben's daughter on "
Lost" ... and probably gets confused for Jeff's daughter whenever they go out.
The boys were on the prowl in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Jeff Goldblum and Brody Jenner competing for the pimp cup. Jeff scored two numbers ... but Jenner scored three chicks.
Also: Michael Phelps met a wild phanatic and the fat kid from "Varsity Blues" slimmed down with the help of Subway -- even though he makes him gassy.
When it comes to scorin' chicks, Brody Jenner ain't got s**t on Jeff "Silky" Goldblum.

Cameras caught "Silky" trollin' the streets of NY, spitin' game to everything with a pulse -- and scorin' numbers like it was his damn job. Can ya dig it?
Four ladies in under an hour -- one even had a kid with her. Sure Silky's been burned before, but today, redemption is spelled J-E-F-F ... even if he does wear a goofy lookin' hat.
Candace Cameron, aka DJ Tanner, told us the gals of the show were gonna meet up soon for dinner -- but don't expect MK and Ashley Olsen to be joinin' them. What about Kimmy Gibbler?!
Also in L.A.: Ice T did his best imitation of an owl, Jason Statham was in a good mood for a change, Kat showed off her tat, Tony Danza wasn't thrilled to be shot, the Pussycat Dolls met a borderline obsessive fan and Daisy de la Hoya was hot for incest.
On Wednesday, "Jurassic" star Jeff Goldblum shopped till he dropped ... his shirt.

Despite
having no game, the 55-year-old is looking pretty
fly!
Perhaps it was the yellow sweater -- or the orange socks. Maybe it's that he once turned into a six foot bug -- but somehow, Jeff Goldblum let the catch of the day off the hook.
The quirky character actor was spotted yesterday, layin' some game to a hot pair of legs at a park bench at the Grove shopping center in L.A., only to get a hearty handshake and a goodbye ... instead of her digits!
TMZ cameras spotted hunky Jeff Goldblum outside of
Crunch Gym on Sunset Strip this weekend -- only he had no idea who we were!
Wake up, Jeff! Nurse!
The actor, whose quirky talk-to-the-dead detective show "Raines" may or may not be back next season, was miffed that he was spotted by our camera, and asked, "What is TMZ?" It's on the Internets, Jeffy!
Goldblum, not one to miss a plugging opportunity -- despite being clueless -- told us that his band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra, would be playing a concert at Aqua in Beverly Hills on July 25. (For the record, David Duchovny's "Saturday Night Live" impression of Jeff Goldblum on SNL's "Jeopardy" is dead on!)