Jesse Metcalfe is too busy working on the remake of "Dallas" to be bothered with Los Angeles ... choosing to unload his so cal mansion for a cool $1.7 million.

The 33-year-old former "Desperate Housewives" star -- who has been in Texas filming his new show -- sold his 2,000 sq. ft, 3-bdrm, 3-bath Beverly Hills home recently.

The rustic mansion features hardwood floors, exposed dark wood beams, stone fireplaces, a built in BBQ, Koi pond and cascade waterfall for all you nature-loving zen seekers out there.

So sayonara Jesse ... don't let the Koi pond hit you on the way out.

Krista Allen is KO-ing her marriage to the guy who KO'd Jesse Metcalfe in the most epic Hollywood fight video ever ... TMZ has learned.

Allen -- who starred as the hot lesbian in "Anger Management" and the busty elevator girl in "Liar Liar" -- has filed for divorce from Mams Taylor ... a British rapper who dabbles in MMA.

According to the divorce docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the two married in October 2010 ... but separated in August 2011 ... less than a year after they tied the knot.

In the docs, Krista blames the split on irreconcilable differences. They have no children together.

Fun fact -- Krista famously dated George Clooney around 2002. 

As for Mams ... dude made his mark on the Thirty Mile Zone back in 2008 ... when he CLOCKED "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe with a ferocious haymaker ... after the two got into an argument outside of a private party at Boulevard 3 nightclub.

Showing off his buff, supple, buxom pecs, Jesse Metcalfe rolled around shirtless with some hot blonde on Venice Beach yesterday.



That's what you call splendor in the grass.

Travel warnings, kidnappings and drug cartel violence won't keep all of the pretty celebrities from  basking in the Mexican sun this holiday season!!!




With crime plaguing border towns and cities like Monterrey and Acapulco, the beautiful people like Cindy Crawford, George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, Bar Refaeli, Jesse Metcalfe and Molly Sims are sunbathing carefree on the beaches south of the border.

Hopefully they all used protection.

Metrosexual muscleheads Joey Lawrence and Jesse Metcalfe tooled around the same event in L.A. on Thursday.



Question is ...

Young Hollywood hunks Jesse Metcalfe, 30, and Brody Jenner, 26, bro'd out at the same event in Berlin on Thursday.



Question is ...

This is hard-hitting journalism at its finest: Jesse Metcalfe confronted -- on camera -- about the topless photos of his exposed he-melons that made the rounds a few days ago.


Did he react? Hell yeah -- but the former "Desperate Housewives" star had the last laugh ... because he still managed to leave the club with two hot blondes...

An un-manscaped and buxom Jesse Metcalfe hung out bra-less at a Beverly Hills park this weekend.



Despite a waning career, the 30-year-old has become a bigger star.

After slipping down 40 feet of stairs in Monaco, bandaged Jesse Metcalfe is back on two feet -- and the only thing that appears to be hurting is his career.

Jesse Metcalfe is pissed that we're still bringing up that classic beatdown he received a few months back. But as TMZ TV points out, the "Desperate Housewives" kid is right -- it's time we all move on.


Today isn't just Cinco de Mayo, it's also the day Jesse finally gained independence from that legendary piece of footage! (...at least for now)

Jesse Metcalfe thought it was a "shame" his friend-through-a-friend Brad Renfro wasn't included in this year's Oscar in memoriam.


Jesse was at LAX leaving for parts unknown. Oh yeah -- Jesse was hiding his shiner with some oversized sunglasses, dodging Mams Taylor questions at the airport. If only he could have dodged Mams Taylor's fist.