Euro D-listers Katie Price/Jordan and husbland Peter Andre are putting down dark roots in Malibu and leasing this 14,000 square foot, 7 bedroom/7 bath Italian villa.



At $100,000 a month, it begs the question: Just how much do cheesy British reality shows pay?!

Our camera guy actually had the cojones to tell Katie Price something the pseudo beauty definitely didn't want to hear -- that perhaps she should lay off having anymore plastic surgery ... ever.

The reaction on Katie's mug probably would have been priceless, but all the Botox made her face void of all expression.

Her big breasts aren't the only thing British boob Katie Price is getting rid of.

After allegedly having breast reduction surgery last week, Katie picked up a few things at a Hollywood drugstore -- including everyone's favorite stool softener, Dulcolax.

A girl has gotta watch her figure.

After a visit to her boob surgeon, it's unclear if there's more or less of Katie Price to despise.

The 30-year-old mother of three came to the U.S. to get her girls reduced, but last week said she was thinking of getting them super-sized. She was shielded as she left the Dr's office. So we ask.....

Most people come to the U.S. and pick up a few souvenirs -- Jordan plans on leaving a few behind.

The Britwreck and her hubby, Peter Andre, arrived at LAX yesterday to a paparazzi reception fit for a queen. She told photogs she's in the States to get a breast reduction. For once, we might be sad to see her leave.

The poor man's Posh and Beckham -- aka Katie Price and hubby Peter Andre -- along with their chicken pox baby have decided to depart L.A. Apparently the TSA doesn't mind a lil' pox on planes. All aboard!


The always charming Katie had some heartfelt parting words for TMZ.

Katie Price went shopping for baby clothes in West Hollywood yesterday -- and judging by her outfit, we can only assume they were for herself.


At least Katie had the sense to leave her chicken pox-plagued daughter at home this time.

U.K. celebutard Katie Price definitely has her priorities in order -- shop, eat, shop some more with her kid...then take the tot to the doctor to deal with her..... chicken pox!


The chavtastic skank (think Pam Anderson meets Paris Hilton with a British accent) and hubby Peter Andre took daughter Princess Tiaamii (yeah, that's her real name) to Urgent Care yesterday -- but not before Price picked up some lingerie at the Grove, ate lunch at the Ivy and pimped the baby out for a pap-fueled Robertson Blvd shopping spree.


The parents never got sick of the attention ... poor Princess just looked sick. Hope the paps already had their pox.

British DDD-lister Katie Price, aka Jordan, modeled her new lingerie line with the help of some normal and plus-sized models in London on Wednesday.

If sexy lingerie doesn't make you feel sexy, just hang out with six of your heavier gal pals!

Katie Price, better known as Jordan in the UK, gave birth to her first daughter yesterday. The baby was born in a private London hospital and weighed in at 6 pounds, 13 ounces.

Katie and her husband Peter Andre are the stars of the E! reality show "Katie and Peter." Peter is best known for being a pop star in his native Australia. Katie is best known for, well, just look at her!

The couple have a two-year-old son named Junior and Katie has a five-year-old son from a previous relationship. Said Andre to the "Daily Mirror," "She's not going out until she is 64. Maybe when she's 30 she can go out with her girlfriends, but that's about it."