Just because you play for a team called the Colts doesn't make you a country singer -- but Peyton Manning tried anyway.
Peyton -- dressed in sensible pair of khakis and a polo shirt -- got a drunken crowd roaring at a bar in Key West, as he and Kenny Chesney busted out a version of "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe.
The singing wasn't horrible -- but the faces he makes are priceless.
Kenny Chesney partied with all sorts of hot chicks in Vegas this week -- too bad he only saw 'em with about 20% of his eyeballs. SpyOnVegas snapped the squinty-faced singer behind songs like "Beer in Mexico" and "Keg in the Closet" at the Playboy club looking like .... well, he wasn't looking at all.
Instead, the former Mr. Renee Zellweger was focused on trying not to fall over, as two blondes used the guy as a human stripper pole. Kenny look a little stiff to you?
Elvis Presley, George Burns and James Brown are all alive and kickin' -- for a new ABC reality show.
Auditions took place this week for the show "The Next Best Thing," ABC is searching for the best celebrity impersonator -- and celeb lookalikes (read: wackos) came out of the termite infested woodwork to cause troubled double-takes on the streets of New York.
Doppelgangers for Kenny Chesney and John Travolta showed up as well -- though after taking a look at them, it's clear those two celebs have no need to worry about identity theft.
Does Kenny Chesney have hair? He's always got a hat on.
It's true, Janet -- it seems as if Kenny Chesney may have been born with a hat on his head, as he's always wearing one. But we copped a picture of him sans accessory here in Las Vegas last year where it was undoubtedly too hot to be covering up. And to his look, we say rock on, Kenny, rock on!
And speaking of things people (usually) never go without, check out Kenny's ex Renee Zellweger and her recent lack of luck in the garment department.
Before Justin Bieber went toe-to-toe with a photographer -- sparking a police investigation -- he trained with "Iron" Mike Tyson! Wondering how they ended up together? Well, we got Tyson on the phone ... and you won't believe his excuse for kicking it with Biebs. Plus,…