TMZ has obtained the frantic 911 call placed moments after "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak discovered a burning 4-wheeler in her garage -- and based on the call, her 2-pound puppy caused a metric ton of trouble.

We broke the story ... the Roswell, GA fire department dispatched one fire truck to Kim's house yesterday after an ATV caught fire on her property.

The blaze was quickly extinguished and no one was hurt -- but according to the 911 call, the entire emergency would have gone a lot smoother if not for her tiny English bulldog named Dolce.


During the call, the 911 operator orders Kim to leave the house -- but Kim insists on rescuing the dog first. Problem is ... Dolce's extremely small and went into hiding when she sensed trouble.

Much to the operator's chagrin, Kim spends several minutes searching for the dog -- before eventually finding it and evacuating the house. 

Doggone it.

A fire truck raced to the home of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak this morning after an ATV in her garage went up in flames -- but thankfully, no one was hurt.

A rep for the Roswell Fire Department in Georgia tells TMZ, they received a call about a garage fire at 9:35 AM and dispatched a truck to the scene.

We're told the 4-wheeler fire was successfully extinguished and did not spread to other areas of the home. Everyone in the house is fine.

Kim just tweeted, "Shout out to Roswell Fire Dept for their quick response this morning!"

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak somehow thinks her wedding could rival Kim Kardashian's -- because she just mailed out the most paranoid wedding invitations ever ... BANNING guests from bringing cameras to the ceremony.

TMZ obtained a copy of the invite -- which expressly prohibits the use of cell phones, cameras, or other recording devices while she ties the knot with Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann next month.

Kim even warns guests ... they'll have to sign a release if they want to attend the wedding -- because the entire event will be filmed as part of her new spin-off show (yet to be confirmed by Bravo).

According to the invite, the wedding takes place on 11/11/11. Advice to wedding guests: go see "Immortals" instead.

Michaele Salahi -- former DC "Housewife" -- performed her new single “Bump it” on a Miami news station -- LIVE ... and even with a backup singer and hot dancers vying for the spotlight, Michaele still stands out … but not in a good way.



Maybe she should stick to crashing parties.

UPDATE:  Kim's rep just got back to us, and insists the photo was taken October 3, and Kim did not know she was pregnant at the time.

Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" took a smoke break while watching an NFL game a few weeks back -- it wouldn't be a big deal ... but Kim is three months pregnant.


Here's the timeline: the photo was taken in Atlanta on November 7, outside the Georgia Dome. Two weeks later, Kim and baby daddy Kroy Biermann (who plays for the Atlanta Falcons) announced they were expecting.

In case you're thinking "Maybe Kim didn't know she was pregnant when she decided to smoke" -- well, think again. Kim told a tabloid this week she denied the pregnancy rumors in October because "[I] wasn't through my first trimester -- you never know what could happen."

Exactly.

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak hasn't traded in Big Poppa for a Big Mama -- and last night she set the record straight on her alleged relationship with a female DJ.


Yesterday at LAX, the weaved wonder said she's not pulling a Lindsay Lohan with Tracy Young -- and still wears the ridiculous ring her sugar daddy gave her a year ago.

As for Young, Kim says she's "a great friend, I adore her" ... just not in that way.

Here's "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star turned "Tardy for the Party" singing sensation Kim Zolciak at a gay bar in NYC last year (left) -- and "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season Two contestant Pandora Boxx (right).


Both are known for wearing synthetic wigs, pancake makeup and lip syncing ... for their lives.

We're just sayin'.

Here is model/actress/songstress Paris Hilton in NYC last week (left) and the single Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak optimizing a camera op (right).



Both of them have released unbeweavable music.

We're just sayin'.

NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are locked in a stand-off with the people at "Real Housewives of Atlanta"-- and we're told it's partly due to a power struggle over their electric bill.



Sources close to the ladies tell TMZ both women are in the midst of contract negotiations with Bravo for next season -- and a major point of contention is the electric bill. We're told the ladies are sick of having to pay giant electric bills out of their own pocket after the show tapes at their homes and drains tons of juice from their sockets.

We're also told the women are demanding an upgrade in travel arrangement -- because they're tired of having to use their own airline miles to upgrade from the coach seats provided by the show.

There are more demands -- including stipends for wardrobe, hair and make-up.

Calls to Bravo were not immediately returned.

First off, she's not married ... and Thursday, Kim Zolciak was looking for houses in L.A... Can someone please explain to us how she's a "Real Housewife of Atlanta" again?!


Kim wasn't just lookin' for real estate though -- check out her reaction to a hot shirtless guy at the end of the clip.

Perky buxom blondes Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and '90s Internet sensation Cindy Margolis showed off their assets at some award show in L.A. on Tuesday.



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