Lance Armstrong is through defending himself against allegations he cheated to win his Tour de France titles ... because he says he's already given 500-600 samples that were ALL negative.

Armstrong, speaking on Gavin Newsom's new late night talk show, says he's not even arguing with people anymore who think he cheated -- "I'm not wasting any more of my time talking about it and you shouldn't waste your time talking about it. Let's move on." 

Armstrong is currently competing in triathlons, and says he believes most people already made up their minds about whether he was juicing during his string of 7 consecutive Tour de France victories. 

Newsom's new show premieres on Current this Friday night.

And you thought your job sucked... A TMZ photog wretched his guts out trying to shoot Lance Armstrong last night.

Our guy was running alongside Lance during a Twitter run in NYC... but let's just say it might be time for him to renew his gym membership.

Two minutes into the race, the photog lost his cookies, narrowly missing the champ.

We're putting Richard Simmons on the case.

With his 40th birthday less than two weeks away, Lance Armstrong showed off his smooth, ageless buff body on the beach in Maui on Tuesday.

The father of five is one hot daddy.

Lance Armstrong enjoyed a family beach day with his girlfriend Anna Hansen and their two kids in Miami today.



The 39-year-old definitely has his hands full.

Lance Armstrong ate some serious pavement today during the AMGEN Tour of California -- suffering a nasty cut under his left eye that required eight stitches.


Luckily for Armstrong, he didn't suffer any major injuries -- but he still had to bow out of the competition due to the cut and a banged up elbow.

Lance Armstrong may have come in third at this year's Tour de France, but the real grand prize is his adorable newborn son with girlfriend Anna Hansen.



Lance's baby mama showed off little Maxwell Edward in Paris this weekend -- who even wore his daddy's signature colors on his tiny little shoes.

NapStrong.

It's fitting that one of the guys arrested in the Lance Armstrong stolen bike case is named Dung -- because these two are dumber than s**t.


Cops say Dung Le -- the alleged "good Samaritan" who returned Lance's ultra-expensive time trial bike to police after it was stolen off a rental truck in February -- wasn't acting out of the goodness of his heart.

According to police, Dung bought the $10,000 bike for a discounted price from a guy named Lee Crider -- knowing it was Armstrong's stolen ride. Cops say Dung didn't buy the bike with the intention of returning it to Lance. A few days later, cops say Dung thought better of it and returned the bike.

Both men were arrested Tuesday -- Lee was charged with felony burglary and grand theft. Dung was charged with possession of stolen property.

That look on Lance Armstrong's face isn't from the pain of his fractured collarbone -- he's pissed that he couldn't finish the race.



Lance suffered the injury when he crashed his bike during a race in Spain earlier today, jeopardizing his chances to compete in the upcoming Tour de France.

He's come back from worse.

Lance Armstrong is back on the bike that was heisted last Sunday and thankfully for him, the thieves didn't follow the Criminal Handbook by stripping it for parts.



Lance is peddling away in the Agmen Race in California.

Lance Armstrong rallied the online community to help him find his stolen bike -- and find it they did.



Lance's stolen Trek bicycle was returned to the Sacramento police by an anonymous citizen yesterday morning. The cops are saying, "The facts surrounding how the person came into possession of the bicycle are not being released at this time due to an ongoing investigation."

Lance advertised the missing bike on Twitter and a group of concerned fans started a Facebook group called "1 Million Citizens Looking for Lance Armstrong's Stolen Bike" -- though it only had 1,282 members. A for effort.

The idiots who stole Lance Armstrong's bicycle better learn how to runstrong and hidestrong, 'cause it looks like cops are hot on their two-wheeled trails.

The Sacramento PD told us the thieves that jacked Lance's one-of-a-kind bike after a race this weekend -- along with 3 other bikes belonging to his racing teammates -- were caught yellow handed on multiple surveillance cameras.

We're told a combination of video evidence and witness information has given the fuzz enough ammo to put together a list of suspects.

After his bike was stolen, Lance posted a photo of it online and offered a reward for its return.