Matthew McConaughey is giving his newborn one hell of a head start when it comes to the ways of a duderiffic beach bum.

Levi's ocean loving dad taught him thing #1 yesterday in Malibu -- how to pound two drinks at one time. Alright, alright, alright!

If Barbara Walters were to ask Matt McConaughey what kind of tree he would be, his answer would be -- placenta.

McConaughey tells CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta that he plans to use the placenta from Levi's birth as fertilizer. He plans to plant the placenta in an orchard so it can "Bear some wonderful fruit."

Note to TMZ users -- stay away from the plums.

Bets on if the kid's first word is "dude."

It took less than 3 weeks for Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves to take their future bongo player, Levi, to Matty's favorite place -- Beachside, USA.