Marc Cherry is not Nicollette Sheridan's only adversary in her trial -- her former co-stars are poised to destroy her case, because they're all set to testify for the defense.

TMZ has obtained the witness list in Nicollette's trial.  Among those who will be called on behalf of Cherry -- Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, James Denton, Marcia Cross and Neal McDonough.

The women on the show will all testify -- they never saw Marc strike Nicollette, as she alleges, nor did they witness any retaliation after she complained to ABC honchos.

According to the witness list, Nicollette wants to grill Marc for 8 hours. 

Eva, Felicity, James, Marcia and Neal will all be in and out in 30 minutes or less, although cross-examination could prolong things.

While shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart on Tuesday, "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross and her husband, sister and twin daughters tried to go unnoticed by getting photographed wearing fake mustaches.

It almost worked.

Redheads can be so nosy!




Muscled "comedian" Carrot Top (left) and "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross (right) were both caught going to town on their olfactory organ on Tuesday.

These two sure know how to boogie.

Marcia Cross went to a tanning salon yesterday -- and still somehow managed to leave looking lighter than most people do when they go in.

Celebs of all lists hit up the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood yesterday, where Tobey Maguire showed up in his Peter Parker costume, Shauna Sand showed up as a stripper (nice heels) and Tori Spelling went as "that girl who was on '90210' because of her daddy."

Sheryl Crow blew off a fan last night -- but not just any fan, the same one who got Crow's signature permanently tattooed on her arm. Paging Dr. Tattoff!

Also in L.A.: Marcia Cross, Dana Delaney, Ugly Betty and Mario Lopez went to Eva Longoria's 33rd birthday party at Beso, Sam Ronson left Nobu with Lindsay Lohan a mystery friend, and Tony Shalhoub hopped into his hybrid.

In NY: The always sexy Kate Beckinsale, a Carrie Underwood-less Chace Crawford partied with Mary-Kate Olsen, and Jonah Hill was surprisingly not funny.

Most stars look like crap without makeup ... Jenny McCarthy, not so much. TMZ caught Jenny shopping on Robertson Blvd. this weekend, where she was shocked to be caught on film so early in the morning sans a little help from Cover Girl.


Also out in L.A.: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips ('memba her?), Nicky Hilton furniture shopping, Tim Allen at City Walk, a hiding Leo DiCaprio and Marcia Cross -- who let us know she'd never pull a Britney.

In NYC: Jessica Lange and a silent Clive Owen.

All this and less in the post formerly known as Star Catcher.

"Desperate Housewives'" living, breathing and facially-immobile, porcelain wonder, Marcia Cross, gave Nicole Kidman a run for her wrinkle-free injectable money at a children's reading in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Mommy, why doesn't the pretty lady move?

The beautiful 45-year-old mother of two is statuesque -- literally! The frozen-faced actress read excerpts from "Snow People" -- how appropriate. Brrr!

Who needs Madame Tussauds, when you've already perfected a waxy, impermeable and stilted demeanor all on your own?!

Nicole Richie and fiance Joel Madden and their growing embryo showed up to Mr. Chow for a private dinner Friday night -- and were swarmed by paps on their way out the door.


Courteney Cox Arquette, hubby David, sexy Kate Beckinsale and David Spade all showed up on the Santa Monica pier for a Kinerase cosmetics event on Saturday afternoon. Marcia Cross and Melanie Griffith opted for an afternoon of shopping on Robertson Blvd. -- with Griffith almost getting whacked in the head in a parking lot.

All this and more in today's "try the baby corn" edition of Star Catcher.

A TMZ source tells us that Marcia Cross is so thrilled with her month-old twin girls, that her career is no longer a hot priority for the 44-year-old red-headed milf, who hasn't become a desperate housewife.

"Work used to be her main priority, but now she's found her real true love -- her family." Apparently, Miss Van de Kamp is a better mother at home than on screen!

"Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross, 44, has given birth to fraternal twin girls, Eden and Savannah.

People magazine reports the girls were born Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital. The actress' rep said, "Mother and babies are all doing well."

The babies are the first children for Cross and husband Tom Mahoney, who married in 2006.