Porn divas Traci Lords, 41, and Mary Carey, 29, kept their clothes on at the same premiere in L.A. the other day.



Question is ...

Mary Carey swears her parody porn "Celebrity Rehab" wasn't meant to hurt Dr. Drew's feelings -- but she feels really, really bad if it did.



After Drew Twittered that "Mary's choice to mock ... makes me sad," Mary told TMZ she "loves Dr. Drew and wasn't trying to make fun of him or mock him."

But even after TMZ ran a clip where Mary said she liked "Dr. Screw more than Dr. Drew," the real addiction specialist reached out to Mary, sending her the following message on her Twitter page:

"Not mad just sad that you are getting sucked back in, please give [your AA sponsor] a call. I know it must be difficult."

No word if Mary plans to take his advice and get help now ... or wait for the next rehab show to come along.

VH1's asking its viewers for suggestions on who should appear on the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" -- and we nominate Mary Carey, even though she's already been on it!


The ex-porn star/full time train wreck proved she's still the perfect candidate last night in Hollywood. If at first you don't succeed, exploit yourself again!

As Dr. Drew was gearing up to hit "Today" and "The View" this morning to pimp out his new book, one of his celebrity patients was recklessly falling off the wagon.


"Sober House"-mate Mary Carey was so tanked, she was hardly able to stand outside the Key Club -- struggling to keep her eyes open, shouting maniacally, and of course, making out with her lady friend.

Unfortunately, it's more tragic than entertaining .. especially the part where Mary shouted "I'm not sober anymore, but I love Dr. Drew!"

It was like a scene out of "Terminator" last night -- a random naked guy magically appeared in the middle of an L.A. parking lot. Only instead of saving Linda Hamilton, "The T3incher" (as we've aptly named him) was out to save our cameraman from filming more useless video of Mary Carey.

With a tour on the horizon, the New Kids on the Block were all hard at work on their new video shoot this weekend.

Also in L.A.: Wynona Ryder hid her face, Shirley MacLaine got lost, 65-year-old Joe Pesci partied at Villa, Mary Carey talked about breaking sobriety and Steven Tyler heard the most tired joke ever.

In NY: Will Smith continued campaigning for Nicest Man Alive, fans tested Selma Blair's patience and Ryan Gosling walked his dog ... no, not Kirsten Dunst.

Reality wreck, porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey took her newly-resized boobs out for a spin last night and was rambling about jailed "Idol" contender Jessica Sierra -- to anyone who'd listen. Thankfully, we did.

Slurring her speech, Miss Crazazy sent kisses to her former "Celebrity Rehab" bunkmate. We're guessing Dr. Drew's intervention didn't work for her either.

This type of eloquent commentary is usually reserved for "Jerry Springer," but we're happy to bring it to you at no extra charge.

It was a flashback to the '80s last night -- with killer clothes, breakdancing... and "Webster."

TMZ was at the party for Jamie Kennedy's new flick, "Kickin' It Old Skool," where the wannabe dancer gave TMZ some love for posting his DC dancing misadventures. Kennedy showed up in some retro rap digs while D-listress Kathy Griffin's look was a little more Debbie Gibsonish.

Busty Mary Carey, who announced she's going to rehab -- in a month, and "The Riches" cutie Shannon Marie Woodward, and mini Emmanuel Lewis hit up the party as well.

Also out yesterday: A Koi-hungry Bruce Willis, Paris Hilton, a well-blocked Lindsay Lohan, new nightclub skater Tara Lipinski and model mom Heidi Klum.

All this and more in today's back-in-the-day Star Catcher.

Carmen Electra and soap star Alison Sweeney were caught by "EXTRA," splatting onto the catwalk at the Clothes Off Our Back charity event. Even hot girls look funny falling down.

Mary Carey isn't content flashing her own naughty bits the cameras, she has to flash her friend's no-no parts as well -- four separate times! After the impromptu peep show at a crowded Beverly Hills eatery, Carey shouted, "We're so never allowed back to Mr. Chow's."

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Mary Carey dished out the "Britney Spears Special" at one of the most popular restaurants in Beverly Hills last night -- repeatedly lifting up her pantyless friend's skirt in front of the swanky Mr. Chow!

After eating -- and probably lots of drinking -- inside the posh eatery, Carey started getting down and dirty with her BFF, "Showgirls" star Rena Riffel, as shocked patrons gaped in disbelief. After Carey kissed her pal on the neck and quickly whispered something in her ear, she then lifted Riffel's skirt and exposed Rena's landing strip ... four separate times!

Before leaving, Carey shouted, "We're so never allowed back to Mr. Chow's." Sounds about right.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS EXPLICIT.

Britney may have broadcast her bits all over Hollywood a few times, but Mary Carey takes the cake!

TMZ filmed porn star Mary Carey while she shopped at Beverly Hills Pimps & Ho's (make your own joke here), and while picking out a dress, she stripped bare to try it on -- right in the middle of the store! Let's just say our cameraman had a great day at work ... take a look at the tape and you will too!

The former candidate for Governor of California and "Funbag Fantasies 5" star is clearly preparing a new platform for her next run for office.