All right. All right. All right. Dave Wooderson from "Dazed and Confused" does not age.

Here's the old dude back in the 1993 movie (left) -- and 19 years later in Butch Walker's new music video "Synthesizers" (right).

We get older, he stays the same age.

A guy named Matthew McConaughy (but not THE Matthew McConaughey) thinks the guy named Mike Rowe (not THE Mike Rowe) has it all wrong when it comes to having the same name as a famous person ... saying sometimes it can be all right, all right, all right!

As TMZ first reported, a South Dakota inmate named Mike Rowe is suing the "Dirty Jobs" host ... claiming he (the inmate) has a trademark on the name and he's been subject to ridicule while behind bars.

The story ENRAGED Matthew McConaughy -- who happens to be a mechanic at a car dealership in West Covina, CA ... because Matty tells us his name has been great for his social life!

Not McConaughey says he scored a phone number once from a waitress who saw his name on a credit card ... and his friends constantly get girls to come talk to them using the line "Want to meet Matthew McConaughey?"

Not McConaughey -- who is single, does not play the bongos naked, but does run around shirtless every now and again -- says Not Mike Rowe needs to stop complaining and should try to use his name to his advantage.

"You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N."

Matthew McConaughey's mother Kay stole the spotlight from her son by flashing some thigh -- and her maternal panties -- at the premiere of "The Lincoln Lawyer" in L.A. last night.


Showing skin just runs in their family.

Shirtless wonder Matthew McConaughey did what he does best and showed off his golden, buff torso while at the beach in Malibu with his adorable son Levi on Monday.



Matt's chest is as smooth as a 2-year-old's.

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While leaving a restaurant in Milan this weekend, Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman cuddled and man-kissed on the cheek.



Matt & Morgan teamed up to make this action pic.

Nearly a decade after teaming up on their 2001 hit "The Wedding Planner" (left), Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey joined forces again at an event in NYC last night (right).


The on-screen duo are both 40 and definitely don't look like an old married couple.

Matthew McConaughey was spotted surfing on the beaches of Malibu yesterday -- and the "Surfer Dude" star was looking a tad heavier than usual.


So we were wondering ...

Matthew McConaughey and his adorable offspring Levi centered their chi in Malibu on Thursday.



Namaste.

Matthew McConaughey's son Levi is a barrow of ridiculous cuteness.



The precious 15-month-old got pushed around in a wheelbarrow by a gardener in Malibu on Wednesday.

When a similar thing happened to Britney, it wasn't nearly as adorable.

Matthew McConaughey, his pregnant gorgeous baby mama Camila Alves and adorable son Levi spent Labor Day in their natural habitat ... at the beach in Malibu.



For some unfortunate reason only lil' Levi decided to go shirtless.

While jogging in Malibu yesterday, Matthew McConaughey took a quick breather to admire the scenery ... the awesomely tan, perfectly toned scenery.