Melissa Joan Hart spewed a laughable sob story on live radio, whining that "Dancing with the Stars" has passed her over more times than DMX has seen a jail cell.

The broken Hart explained on the Valentine in the Morning show the reason she was denied for every single season, and even admits she had the all-powerful Mario Lopez lobby for her and still couldn't get on.

Just let it go ...

Is three weeks too soon to pimp out your newborn child?!

With no magazine million dollar baby pic offer to speak of, Melissa Joan Hart hit up a Beverly Hills expectant mom event on Wednesday -- with her poor 21-day-old son, Braydon, at her breast. Baby's first red carpet.

What's next? Braydon's birthday party at Hyde?!

Pregnant with what appears to be a teenage witch, Melissa Joan Hart showed off her exploding baby bump while shopping in L.A. on Wednesday.

Mel is due any day now. Shop 'til you pop!

Melissa Joan Hart was spotted outside of EA's Burnout Paradise party -- looking incredibly pregnant. She's already got her hands full with a two-year-old baby, but Sabrina is ready to pop out another one -- one that she says she and her hot hubby never planned on having. They sell things for that, ya know!

At least she didn't call it a "mistake."

Melissa Joan Hart and her ginormous belly were out partying at Key Club in Hollywood last night. As she left, she complained that her feet were killing her. Well, duh!


Like a good wife, Missy was there supporting the album release of her husband's band, Course of Nature ... but it's not easy lending support when you're ready to pop and being supported by a pair of high heeled boots.