Michelle Bombshell took the phrase "go eff yourself" a little too literally -- because TMZ has learned, she basically boned her XXX doppelganger in her sex tape ... a porn star who looks so much like Bombshell, girl actually played her in a porn spoof.

Her name's Emily Parker -- the one licking Michelle's toes -- and last year, she starred alongside a Jesse James-alike in the Hustler porn parody "Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James" ... poking fun at Bombshell's affair with the famous grease monkey.

Sources close to Emily tell TMZ, Emily reached out to Bombshell on Twitter around the time of production, explaining she'd be portraying Bombshell in the skin flick -- and the two have been close ever since.

Real close.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is trying to stop the porn company that snatched up her sex tapes ... threatening to sue if the videos go public.

As TMZ first reported, porn giant Red Light District says they are in possession of two separate sex tapes featuring Jesse James' former mistress -- one with a man, one with a woman.

But McGee's manager, Gina Rodriguez, has fired off a letter to RLD ... demanding they return the videos, which she says were stolen from Bombshell.

Rodriguez says McGee will sue if the tapes aren't returned ASAP ... and is asking RLD to return all copies and turn over the names of anyone who's seen it.

RLD has not returned calls for comment.

Jesse James' former mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee got down and dirty with 2 tatted-out sex freaks this year -- and the private XXX liaisons were all caught on tape ... tape that now lies in the hands of a giant porn company.

Sources tell TMZ, the footage documents two separate sexual encounters -- one with a tatted-up man ... and one with a tatted-up woman (above) ... both shot within the last year.

It's unclear how, but we're told the tapes were acquired by porn giant Red Light District -- the same adult studio that released the infamous "1 Night in Paris" -- and it plans to release the footage early next year in a 2-DVD box set.

And there's this -- we're told there's even more Bombshell sex footage floating around, but it's so extreme ... RLD is considering not releasing it for legal reasons.

The studio wouldn't comment on any possible deal it struck with Bombshell -- and attempts to reach Bombshell herself for comment were unsuccessful.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee unloaded on Kat Von D -- hours after Kat claimed Jesse James cheated on her with 19 women -- telling TMZ, she warned Kat days after her engagement ... the relationship would never last.

She's right too -- we shot McGee back in January, days after Jesse proposed to Kat ... and Bombshell told us, "I would be surprised if they made it to the altar."

Watch the clip -- you can cut the schadenfreude with a knife.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is an expert on marriage (or ruining them, anyway) and she doesn't think her former lover Jesse James and his bride-to-be Kat Von D are going to last.


We caught with Bombshell last night outside of Pure Platinum in San Diego where she told us she doesn't talk to Jesse anymore, but she did hear about his engagement. She told us, "I would be surprised if they made it to the altar. But hey, I thrown divorce parties too, right?"

Stay classy.

With his engagement to Kat Von D, Jesse James may have finally found the formula to a happy marriage.

Sandra Bullock and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee have more than Jesse James in common -- because now they both enjoy a little bang in their lives. Might be time for a new 'do, Sandy.


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Here's Jesse James' former wife Sandra Bullock at last night's Golden Globes (left) -- and Jesse James' former mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee last year (right).


She bangs.

We're just sayin'.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee found a magazine photo that appealed to her while she sat in a waiting room after having LASIK surgery.


You don't need 20/20 vision to see that ain't right.

Charlie Sheen's Vegas hotel room was an orgy of booze and women -- complete with "big booby blonde girls fighting for his attention" ... this according to a source who viewed the debauchery with her own eyes. 



TMZ spoke to someone who made it into Sheen's penthouse suite at The Palms Hotel on Sunday ... who tells us, "It looked like porn star auditions ... the girls were all over him and he just sat back and took it all in."

As we previously reported, Sheen had been hanging out with porn queen Bree Olson (blonde)... who invited Bombshell McGee (tatted, left) and BM's friend Lindsay Sinai (tatted, right), to come party in the suite. Apparently, they weren't the only ladies who got the invite ...

Our source tells us Charlie "loved the attention" ... and seemed like he was "in his environment."

The "Two and a Half Men" star caught a flight home the next day -- despite an ear infection -- and returned to work this week. 

A mere three months ago, Capri Anderson was the XXX apple of Charlie Sheen's eye ... but now she's just a fling of the past. If not for that missing watch, who knows what could've been?



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