Supermodel Miranda Kerr showed off her smokin' hot maternal instincts in a sexy white bikini while on the beach with her adorable son in Bora Bora the other day.

Further proof why Orlando Bloom is the luckiest -- and most hated -- man in the world.

Miranda Kerr got into a sticky situation while poolside in Australia the other day, but luckily her sexy friend was around to serve as her personal bikini bottom wedgie assistant.

Sometimes even gorgeous supermodels get their panties in a bunch.

Just three months after giving birth to her baby with Orlando Bloom, 27-year-old Miranda Kerr was back in a bikini for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in Malibu this weekend.






She's a model mom.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have filed a birth certificate for their lock-to-model baby boy ... but there's a tiny mystery afoot ... and it involves three letters -- C.B.C.


According to the certificate, the kid -- born back in January -- officially goes by the name Flynn C.B.C. Bloom ... and those three middle initials are the enigma.

The document lists Orlando's middle name as "J.B.C." -- and we know the "J.B." stands for Jonathan Blanchard. No word on what the "C" stands for ... in Dad's case or baby Flynn's.

Educated guess -- cute?

Believe it or not, the "Victoria's Secret" supermodels are on Team Bombshell.



But fear not Sandra Bullock fans, because Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes were just promoting Victoria's Secret new push-up bra Hello Bombshell in L.A. on Tuesday.

In this instance, who wouldn't be Team Bombshell?

Here's supermodel Miranda Kerr in Australia on Thursday, without her lucky ass boyfriend Orlando Bloom.



Who wouldn't want to go down under with her?

Miranda Kerr cleaned out Victoria's Secret Monday afternoon, dropping $2,500 on the same bras, panties and other visual stimulants she usually gets paid to put on.


Orlando Bloom's hotter half hit up the lingerie store's Grove location on Monday where she bought seven $58 dollar bras and a ton of other items for her and her most intimate friends.

Despite appearing half naked in posters all around the store, we hear she wasn't comped a single panty and paid out of her own pocket -- discount free.

Being a Victoria's Secret model is probably one of the best jobs in the world ... next to the person responsible for adjusting Miranda Kerr's bikini.



Working your way up from the bottom isn't always a bad thing.

While you were at work on Monday, Orlando Bloom chilled at Sundance as his girlfriend Miranda Kerr frolicked in the waters off St. Bart's.


Don't feel so bad, it's not like they're gorgeous and rich too.

To be a successful Victoria's Secret model you need a lot of fake ... hair.



Supermodel Miranda Kerr got ready backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show in NYC yesterday, amidst a table full of roadkill-looking synthetic weaves.

Who knew these ridiculously hot chicks augmented their beauty?!

Miranda Kerr sewed herself into a skin tight pink dress outside the Cooper Square Hotel last night -- and there isn't a soul on this (or Middle) Earth who can't say she looked anything short of drop dead gorgeous.


You're very welcome.