Yup, that's all this is.
Where's Mischa?!

We're just sayin'.
Mischa Barton -- HUGE Loss In War With Nurses

It's unclear why Barton was using Doctor's Choice Nursing ... but the company claims the former star of "The O.C." ran up a bill for $89,930.57 -- and never paid up.
The company sued for the cash -- plus interest -- and earlier this month, a judge signed off on a default judgment in favor of DCN because Mischa was a no-show on the court date.
A rep for Mischa tells us, "This is the first we've heard of it."
Mischa Barton Faces Mysterious Chinese Sex Toy

Mischa's face is on the package of the sexual device -- and according to the guy who bought it (for research purposes) the disposable toy was offered as part of an array of "Western" amenities in his Chinese hotel.
We investigated the possibility that Mischa released a super secret line of sex toys on the Asian market -- but sadly, the actress' rep told us it just ain't true ... saying, "Um. No. She’s not endorsing any such toy."
No word if she'll pursue legal action.
Bzzz.
Mischa vs. Tara: Who'd You Rather?

Question is ...
Mischa Barton's Dress Gets Busted

Where are those high-waisted yellow banana pants when you need them?
Cops Demand Papers From Mischa Barton

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Barton was pulled over at around 2 AM last Saturday morning in West Hollywood -- where she was ticketed for not having current registration on her Cadillac.
The car -- like Mischa -- looks good on the outside but is nothing but trouble inside. Oh, we kid ... but not about the Caddy. She's had it pushed, towed, prodded ... it has sadly become Mischa's life's work.
Mischa Barton -- The Eyes Have It

The 24-year-old has hit a new high.
Mischa Gets a SmockDown

She's an artist.
Mischa: Don't Hate On My Yellow Banana Pants!

Yesterday in L.A., the former "O.C." star blasted everyone who dissed what she called her "Easter outfit."
Unlike Jesus, some things shouldn't rise again.

































