Here's Lindsay Lohan in Playboy, Naomi Watts in some magazine called West East and Michelle Williams in the film "My Week with Marilyn" ... all in their best Marilyn Monroe drag.

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Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber can breath a little easier now -- their son has been released from hospital after suffering from respiratory issues.



Liev was noticeably absent from Tuesday's "Wolverine" premiere in L.A. -- and we now know he ditched the event to fly to New York to take care of his ailing son, People is reporting.

Liev's rep says the couple's young son was released today and is feeling better.

File this under bad ideas: A very pregnant Naomi Watts was out cruising on a moped with Liev Schreiber in NYC yesterday.

To put it in perspective, mopeds are such a hazard to your safety the Golden State Warriors forbid their players from riding them -- and just suspended one their guards for 30 games for injuring himself while breaking the moped clause in his contract.

The Penguin flew solo to a "Dark Knight" after-party in NYC -- where the cast of the flick was absolutely swarmed by autographazzi and pappers staked outside.

Also in NY: Heath Ledger's ex-gf Naomi Watts showed up to the party for support too, Billy Crystal said Madge was a hottie, Ethan Hawke dodged Uma wedding rumors and Gabrielle Union put the A-Rod/Madonna gossip on blast.

In L.A.: Sports stars flooded LAX, the luckiest guy alive escorted Adriana Lima through the airport, Lindsay Lohan was in a foul mood and Robert Kardashian Jr. was clueless about his sis' upcoming jail stint.

Mary J. Blige was annoyed the pappers were shooting her -- as she shopped on Robertson Blvd. -- aka Pap Central.

Also in L.A.: A sigh of relief as Heidi and Spencer left the city at LAX, Kevin Connolly made sure we weren't part of the McConaughey beach brawl, Bridget Marquardt stuck up for Karolina Kurkova and Kim K, John Legend, Cee-Lo and will.i.am picked sides in the Kobe/Shaq war.

In NY: Demi Moore looked flawless, James McAvoy talked about smooching Angelina, Gwyneth gave face and Will Smith was charming as ever.

Is Naomi Watts getting parenting lessons from Britney Spears?

The unwed mother caught her son Alexander's head as they strolled through the West Village on Wednesday. Oopsies!

Luckily, he just slipped -- so a conservatorship won't be necessary.

Aussie actress Naomi Watts starred in yet another "Ring" sequel last night -- as in the ones around her nipples!

While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!

A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.

A happy birthday to two blondes, born 19 years apart: Hilary Duff (20) and Naomi Watts (39).

The question is ...

Liev Schreiber went berserk yesterday, when paparazzi got too close for his liking -- and violently shoved one and chased down the rest. Liev me alone!


The frustrated and limping star of the "Scream" flicks went off on a photog after walking up the stairs of Taverna Tony's, where he set down his baby's carrier, turned around and pushed the pap while screaming, "You f**king disgust me, it's a f**king child and I have one f**king foot!" It didn't end there though -- Schreiber then chased the rest of the photogs on scene, screaming at them and making them retreat to their cars.

When Schreiber and baby mama Naomi Watts emerged from the restaurant, they were taunted by paps, with one yelling at the actor, "You better sit down before I knock your ass out!" This time, Liev remained calm and got into the car, but Naomi gave the photog a piece of her mind -- with a finger.

UPDATE: It's a boy! With a normal name! Welcome to the world Alexander Pete Schrieber.

Capping what felt like the longest pregnancy in recorded history, Naomi Watts gave birth early Thursday morning, "Life & Style" is reporting.

Watts, along with proud papa Liev Schreiber, is said to be resting comfortably. The couple did not reveal the sex of the baby -- in fact, L&S says Naomi and Liev didn't know the sex right until the birth.

Salma's next!

She's not due until August, but it looks like 5'5" Naomi Watts is ready to drop the baby that ate L.A.!

Naomi was seen yesterday waddling in Los Angeles, looking like she's had just about enough of this seemingly endless pregnancy. Big baby daddy Liev "Huggy" Schreiber, 6'3", better be buffing up to be able to lift this tot!

Miss Watts is rumored to be up for the lead in the remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds." The giant stork bringing this enormous baby is scary enough!