David Hasselhoff's ex-wife Pamela Bach is aching to put her uterus on the line for Zsa Zsa Gabor -- at least according to Zsa Zsa's husband ... who's standing by to give Pamela a fertilized egg injection.


Prince Von Ahole and Bach met for lunch in L.A. Monday -- and the Prince tells TMZ they talked about his and Zsa Zsa's quest for a child.

Prince says Bach was so pumped about the potential baby news -- she offered up her oven for the future bun ... that is, if Von Ahole ever manages to find one of Zsa Zsa's still-viable eggs.

Prince hasn't accepted Bach's offer -- but he tells us, he hasn't turned her down either ... yet.

UPDATE: Apparently, Pam and the Prince weren't on the same wavelength ... a rep for Bach tells us, "We refuse to acknowledge the delusional ramblings of this man who clearly has done nothing more than plant a fictional tale in a desperate attempt for attention."

The rep adds, "Our sympathy to Ms. Gabor who is an innocent victim of his shenanigans."

David Hasselhoff is paying off his ex-wife Pamela Bach with $325,000 in cold hard cash -- to sever her ties with the L.A. Hasselhoff homestead.


According to docs filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court by Hoff's attorney, Mel Goldsman ... Bach gave up her stake in the $3.25 million property in exchange for Hoff's hefty compensation. 

We don't know the size of David's mortgage.

It appears Bach -- who recently served jail time after she pled no contest to DUI charges -- hasn't lived in the house for over a year.

Hasselhoff and Bach divorced in 2006.

David Hasselhoff's ex only spent a few hours behind bars -- nothing close to her 90-day sentence for DUI.

But unlike Lindsay Lohan -- who served 84 minutes for her DUI and was then free as a bird -- we've learned Pamela Bach had to serve nearly two weeks confined to her home with an electronic monitoring bracelet after her release from jail.

We're told the bracelet came off yesterday -- but Bach's driver's license has been suspended for two years and she'll be on probation for the next four years.

As we first reported, Pamela's 90-day sentence was handed down after she pled no contest to DUI -- which was a violation of her probation from an earlier DUI case.

TMZ has learned Pamela Bach has turned herself in and has begun serving a 90-day jail sentence.

TMZ broke the story David Hasselhoff's ex was sentenced last Friday after pleading no contest to a DUI.  As a result of the plea, she violated her probation in an earlier DUI case.

Bach was supposed to turn herself in next week but obviously couldn't wait.

TMZ has learned Pamela Bach just got the book thrown at her ... she'll be spending 90 days in jail.

Bach -- whose divorce with David Hasselhoff is epic -- was just sentenced for a DUI she got in November.  The judge sentenced her to 30 days in jail.

But Bach was on probation for a previous DUI -- so the November DUI constituted a probation violation, Bach was sentenced to an additional 60 days.

We're told Bach will surrender and begin serving her 90-day sentence on May 3.

We're also told Bach will lose her driver's license for two years.

Pamela Bach has just been charged with one count driving under the influence and one count driving with a BAC of .08 or higher.

As we first reported, Bach was arrested on November 28 -- cops told us she took breathalyzer tests and blew a .14 and .13. A law enforcement source told TMZ she was "hammered."

Since Pamela has a prior DUI from earlier this year, she faces a minimum of five days in jail if convicted.

Pamela Bach is being sued for her DUI this year -- no, not the one she got over the weekend ... the one before.

Mitchell Paulson claims Bach was driving under the influence when she slammed into his car and injured him.

Bach -- David Hasselhoff's ex -- pled no contest to the DUI -- which occurred in March -- and was placed on probation.

As we first reported Bach was arrested Saturday night for DUI, blowing a .13 and a .14. She will likely go to jail for the repeat offense. A law enforcement source tells TMZ Pamela was "hammered" behind the wheel.

As for the lawsuit ... Paulson is seeking unspecified damages.

David Hasselhoff's ex-wife, Pamela Bach, had her own issues with alcohol last night -- we've learned she was arrested for DUI ... and she will probably do jail time.

According to law enforcement sources, Bach took a breathalyzer test and blew a .14 and a .13.

She was taken to Van Nuys where she was booked and released. Bach tells TMZ, "I am remorseful and mortified. I am going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce." By the way, the divorce was final in 2007.

Bach added that she was trying to comfort her daughters earlier in the evening, then went to dinner where she had a few drinks.

According to official documents, bail was set at $15,000. Bach said she was released on her own recognizance and will attend an AA meeting today.

Bach was busted for DUI in March, 2009, pled no contest and was placed on probation. A second DUI in California gets you mandatory jail time.

UPDATE 5:55 PM ET: We just got off the phone with Pamela. She says she's on the way to an AA meeting right now. She says her girls "love and support her."

Pamela Bach may be getting off light when it comes to her DUI arrest last month.

Bach, David Hasselhoff's ex-wife, was charged on Monday with two misdemeanors -- driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level over .08. But at the time of the incident, Bach was looking at possible felony charges because she caused a rear end collision.

The injuries were only minor, so it got bumped back down to a misdemeanor.

She's due back in court on Monday.

The Hoff wasn't around to foot the bill for his baby mama's Mother's Day brunch ... but he probably paid for it anyway.



Pulling up in the Mercedes she got in the divorce settlement, Pamela Bach and daughters Hayley and Taylor ate out at the Ivy before going on a shopping spree down Robertson Blvd. Last month a judge ruled David has to fork over $21,000 a month in spousal support and another $4,000 in child support -- looks like it's going to good use.

Attorney Mark Geragos has saved Pamela Bach from getting formally booked on hit and run -- at least for now!

TMZ was in court this morning when Judge Stephen P. Pfahler delayed Pam's booking, pending an appeal Geragos filed late yesterday. The celeb lawyer argued the ex-Hoff shouldn't have to be photographed and fingerprinted.


The appellate court immediately rejected Geragos' petition, but apparently none of the players in the courtroom knew it. City Attorney Patrick Hiscocks (yep, that's his name) defended himself by saying, "I have a lot of cases going on in this courtroom. Pamela Bach is not a top priority."

Bach, who was present today, is accused by Nicole Valdez of hitting her car in January and fleeing the scene without leaving a note. A witness saw the accident and alerted Valdez, who filed a police report.

The criminal trial is set to begin Sept. 21. It's a safe bet that by then, Pam will have posed for her close-up.