Here's living legend Liza Minnelli, at an event in Westwood, CA on Tuesday night -- and repeat drug offender Pete Doherty of Babyshambles in '05 (right.)


Only one of them has tattooed eyebrows.

We're just sayin'!

He may be sober, but Pete Doherty still looks like a crackhead.


Doherty was released from the pokey after serving 29 days in a London jail. So almost a month without drinks and drugs, and he still has the appearance of a grungy tweaker.

Male Wino is still locked up in the clink, but the blood, sweat and tears he poured into his art went on display yesterday in a Paris gallery. Well, maybe just blood.

Perhaps inspired by his love of the needle, the gory exhibit showcases 30 of Pete Doherty's paintings done in pencil, paint, and BLOOD. His blood.

Doherty's fans better get in there quick before CDC quarantines the joint.

U.K. rockwreck Pete Doherty on stage with blood in his nuzzle -- and British rockerspawn Kelly Osbourne after a night out with Doherty's ex, Kate Moss.

At least one of these people is allegedly drug-free.

We're just sayin'.

The male Amy Winehouse, Babyshambles lead singer Pete Doherty, greeted fans from his smoky window in Munich this weekend -- and lost his hand bandage. Don't you hate when that happens?!

Pete's friend stood behind him while reenacting a scene from "Night of the Living Dead."

After spraying his beer in a Paris bar, Pete Doherty sucked down the foam.

He swallowed.

Pete Doherty isn't known for making good decisions -- and chugging Bailey's at a Berlin airport definitely qualifies as not real swift.



Terror alert!

Pete Doherty's vision must have been off yesterday in Germany, because he tried to light a cameraman on fire.


Smoke him if you got him.

Troubled rockwreck Pete Doherty was approached in Germany about Heath Ledger's death -- and the only response he could muster (after being told it was probably drug related) was to blankly stare and genuflect. Perhaps he was considering his own wayward path.


Watch as the news hits Pete -- perhaps a little too close to home.

Now that their tumultuous love affair is officially kaput, both train wreck rocker Pete Doherty and his longtime model girlfriend, Kate Moss, have moved on. Doherty is said to be shacking up with -- and already engaged to -- hippie chick model Irina Lazareanu. While Kate's in love with James Hince, disheveled singer of indie band "The Kills." Lazareanu was once Kate's close friend -- and was even chosen by Ms. Moss to model her TopShop collection. Catfight!

So who has the better post-breakup rebound? Is Doherty's new woman model perfect? Or did Moss get a killer guy with Jamie? You decide!

Shambolic Babyshambles rocker/Kate Moss ex Pete Doherty says he's been sober for seven weeks -- that's seven years in Doherty time -- and he credits staying away from rock and roll and getting closer to his family with doing the trick.

Pete, who has been in and out of rehab and jail on various counts of drug use and possession, told the BBC that this latest sober stretch allowed him to reunite with his estranged father -- and says that his dad has even come to rehab center Clouds House to participate in therapy sessions.

"In the last eight years I've never been that long without drugs." As part of his treatment, he's only allowed to play guitar twice a week.

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