Euro D-listers Katie Price/Jordan and husbland Peter Andre are putting down dark roots in Malibu and leasing this 14,000 square foot, 7 bedroom/7 bath Italian villa.



At $100,000 a month, it begs the question: Just how much do cheesy British reality shows pay?!

Most people come to the U.S. and pick up a few souvenirs -- Jordan plans on leaving a few behind.

The Britwreck and her hubby, Peter Andre, arrived at LAX yesterday to a paparazzi reception fit for a queen. She told photogs she's in the States to get a breast reduction. For once, we might be sad to see her leave.

U.K. celebutard Katie Price definitely has her priorities in order -- shop, eat, shop some more with her kid...then take the tot to the doctor to deal with her..... chicken pox!


The chavtastic skank (think Pam Anderson meets Paris Hilton with a British accent) and hubby Peter Andre took daughter Princess Tiaamii (yeah, that's her real name) to Urgent Care yesterday -- but not before Price picked up some lingerie at the Grove, ate lunch at the Ivy and pimped the baby out for a pap-fueled Robertson Blvd shopping spree.


The parents never got sick of the attention ... poor Princess just looked sick. Hope the paps already had their pox.