Here's "SNL" performance survivor Lana Del Rey recently (left) -- and wannabe famous person Phoebe Price back in 2010 (right).

Neither has a critically acclaimed album.

We're just sayin'.

A fame-whoring "actress" is asking a judge to ban Prince von Ahole from getting anywhere near her ... claiming zee German has been "threatening me and scaring me" for the last year.



The woman asking for protection is Phoebe Price -- who played an uncredited window shopper in "Get Smart" and was once featured in the tabloids for having bad cellulite on her legs.

According to documents filed Wednesday in L.A. County Superior Court, Phoebe claims Von Ahole began "showing up everywhere I was" and then began a campaign of harassment in messages and letters. Phoebe doesn't explain why she believes Von Ahole has it out for her.

Phoebe claims, "I am scared for my life and my mom's life. This man does anything for press and I am afraid he will hurt me or have someone hurt us."

However, von Ahole ferociously denies the allegations -- telling TMZ he hasn't seen or spoken to Phoebe in more than a year ... when she chewed him out at Caffe Roma (jump to the 7:30 mark to see the run-in).

Prince says he's angry about the situation and insists, "If I hear one more false statement from her about me I will go to the West LA Police and file a criminal complaint against her myself!!"

We've learned some lady named Phoebe Price -- who played "photographer" in an "Arliss" episode in 2001 -- is doing well after being involved in a car accident yesterday in Los Angeles.

A rep for Phoebe said when the fame-seeker was making a right turn out of a shopping center on Olympic Blvd, she was rear-ended -- totaling her car.

We're also told Phoebe and her mother -- who was riding with her at the time -- were both taken to the hospital for minor injuries and then released a few hours later.

Phoebe Price was pissed when some tourists from Dubai had no clue who she was -- but doesn't she realize nobody from America knows either?!

She said she's a superstar "actress" -- yeah, her credits include playing "Customer with car" in the "X-Files" pilot, "Photographer" in one episode of "Arli$$" and "Designer" in something called "Shoot Me! 2."

A-list nobody Phoebe Price may have finally found a way to make herself memorable -- taking a picture of her loose, pasty, anatomically incorrect backside!

Phoebe, age unknown, took time out of her busy schedule of standing outside The Ivy begging anyone to take her photo -- to flash her congealed body, while doing something resembling a cartwheel on the beach this weekend. She's not ready for her closeup.

Watch out Chanel -- a rabid nobody might be coming after your cash!

"Who the hell is that" sublebrity Phoebe Price was 86'd entry to the grand opening of the new Chanel store last week -- and now she's threatening to sue!

Tom Brokaw and Phoebe Price have no idea who the other is ... and that's exactly the way it should be.


TMZ witnessed the television news legend and the, uh, actress (?) awkwardly sharing the same paparazzi space outside Mr. Chow last night.

Phoebe is best remembered as the uncredited "Customer in Car" in an episode of "X-Files."

Everyone's favorite "Who the hell is that?" pseudostar, Phoebe Price, was chatting with a pseudofan yesterday, when she broke some major news to him -- she's gonna actually be in a movie!


Phoebe announced she'll be in the "Welcome Back, Kotter" flick, where she'll most likely be playing the role of Vinnie Barbarino's non-speaking friend named Background Performer.

Sometime TV extra and event regular Phoebe Price celebrated her birthday yesterday at the Ivy -- the restaurant with the most paps per inch of sidewalk in L.A. -- and P.P. stood outside, striking more poses than there were flashes. Priceless!


The birthday girl exited the eatery holding up birthday cupcakes with her own baby photo embossed on the icing -- proving that when it comes to publicity, she makes the cake.

According to IMDB, she was on an episode of the "X-Files" in 1993. But that isn't stopping the, um, actress from pushing her product. Her!


TMZ camera's caught Price at the Ivy yesterday, most likely while we were waiting for a real star arrive. Pheebs stopped and posed for a few cameras which actually stopped to take her picture, and then while eating, she showed off pix of her in the tabloids.

One layout had her in an Emmy fashion story -- the Emmy "Fashion Misses!" We thought she looked familiar -- yup she even made our own Bad Emmy Fashion gallery. Priceless!