
Former "
Dancing with the Stars" contestant
Chaz Bono and "Sweating to the Oldies" guru
Richard Simmons made nice outside the "Wendy Williams Show" in NYC on Tuesday.
Question is ...
Fitness guru
Richard Simmons clearly doesn't waste his life on the Internet -- because this weekend, the 62-year-old planked for the FIRST TIME EVER in his entire life ... on a filthy L.A. sidewalk.

He might want to wash his hands.
UPDATE: Richard later took his planking to the next level. Checkout this pic one of his students tweeted.

You didn't think
Richard Simmons would just quietly walk through a TSA checkpoint at LAX, did you?
Looking like a bizarro extra from "
Black Swan," eccentric weight loss guru
Richard Simmons traded his trademark short-shorts for checkered tights and some frilly
Lady Gaga-inspired outfit and accessories.

The 62-year-old was not born this way.
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Lou Ferrigno and
Richard Simmons each brought their legendary physiques to
Jack LaLanne's memorial service in L.A. yesterday to honor the late, great "Godfather of Fitness."

The famous fit club joined Jack's widow Elaine and his son at the Forest Lawn service.
LaLanne died on Jan. 23rd at the age of 96.
Here's
Josh Sussman, who plays Jacon Ben Israel on "
Glee," at an event in L.A. on Sunday (
left) -- and weight loss guru
Richard Simmons back in January (
right).

We're just sayin'.
... in a jacket, tie and, most importantly, PANTS!

What is this world coming to?
With his signature bedazzled tank top and short-shorts nowhere in sight, an almost unrecognizable
Richard Simmons went to a doctor's office in Santa Monica on Wednesday wearing a men's t-shirt and full length pants.

Luckily, the 61-year-old was still spotted by his frizztastic perm.

Ya never know when and where America's favorite frizzy weaved, bejeweled tank top and short-shorts wearing weight loss guru
Richard Simmons is gonna pop up next.
The 61-year-old was
Sweatin' to the Oldies in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Richard can really get your heart racing.
Anderson Cooper was outed as a
Lady GaGa fan last night -- and the eternally short-shorted
Richard Simmons didn't miss a beat challenging him to a "
Just Dance" dance-off.

Cooper didn't take the bait, but the 100% authentic awkwardness is just as entertaining ... if not more.
Trading his signature short-shorts for some spandex,
Richard Simmons put a traffic cone where his mouth is at LAX on Thursday.

The 60-year-old frizztastic fitness freak really knows how to stand out from the crowd.